I love being a dad just because my little girl keeps me on my toes. My mom says she is smarter than me and she might be right. Let me set the stage:
It's saturday afternoon and since my basement TV is broke I'm stuck playing with Barbies and listening to the radio. That's when this convo happened.
Daughter: You like her? (referring to the barbie)
Daughter: You like her butt butt?
Me: ........ huh?
Daughter: *bends barbie over to reveal her entire plastic ass* you like her butt butt?
Daughter: It's Nasty?
Me: Yeah it's nasty
Needless to say I was unprepared for that question. I mean I like looking at ass just like the next man but does my daughter notice? And why would she think I would like a barbie's butt? And why are kids fascinated with the butt? anytime my plumbers crack is showing my daughter makes sure to point it out. Telling me how nasty it is... lol I don't need to be told that. Anyway it's little random moments like that , that make fatherhood great. With that said I need my TV fixed like yesterday... lol