You know I could set up a whole nother blog about the dudes in my "pod" I sit next the the funniest dudes alive. Here are a couple convo's we had over the past week:
Me: Man Obama might just win
Co-worker1: Man he's the Anti-Christ
Me: *laughing* huh?
Co-worker1: He talks to well, plus he is half white so he can relate to everyone, the world going to end
Me: Damn the world is going to end if the black dude wins?
Co-worker1: Yep, I'ma still vote for him but it's a wrap. Armageddon is coming. He going to have us going to us at war with everyone and since he talks so well everyone will follow him without question.
Me: Aight, well as long as your voting I'm cool.
sidenote Co-worker1 is a black dude in his 30's. I was laughing about this for a good 30min.
Co-worker2: I'm joining the reserves
Co-worker2:because I want to get in shape
Me: huh? why don't you just join a gym
Co-worker2:I'm already in the gym downstairs, I want to go thru boot camp, it will be fun. Plus they pay you for it.
Me: Man they are going to send you to war
Co-worker2:I wanted to join after 9-11, I felt that was real disrespectful
Me: you felt disrespected?
Co-worker2: yeah, you don't just come to our house and blow shyt up. Thats disrespectful.
Co-worker2: Man I'm going to go ahead and go to school for this
Me: for what?
Co-worker2: Computers.. I'm going to go ahead and figure out what I'm doing
Me: *laughing* so your going to get your life together?
Co-worker2: yeah I'm going to learn about all this stuff
sidenote: this dude is a system engineer who manages multiple systems on the network, if he don't know what he is doing we are in trouble.
Me: Hey do you watch the wire?
co-worker3: Naw man I live in Baltimore... I LIVE the wire everyday.
Me: I see
I swear my production has gone down since I moved to this new desk. I need to work around boring people.