ok we all get spam mail, well I was browsing mine and I'd thought I'd share the kind of crazy stuff I get. I'll just list the subject line:
Bed so well you can convert a lesbian - really? I almost clicked it just to see what it said.
Google is the way to money - This might be true because the dudes that created it are hella rich
Flush up to 20 lbs & Enjoy Flatter Tummy! - I don't know if I want the sight of a 20lb shyt in my toilet but hey that's just me. Maybe they mean I can flush a body part or something... hhhmmmm
Get All Meds. Any Meds You Want Prescriptions Written - I could make a killing selling Viagra to folks going to Bike Week down Myrtle Beach. And I'm sure lil Wayne needs a syrup connection in DC.
It will make your penis bigger and erection more intensive - I don't know what a more intensive erection consists of but I'm pretty sure I'll pass
The best fake watches on the market! - I have like 15 watches so I did click on this email. A brother can only drive to canal st in NY every so often.
You and a Rolex watch - sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g, I almost bought a fake rolex but I decided that a real one will be a b-day gift to myself. Now I just have to wait for that B-day maybe my 30th.
Secrets to erotic massages - I'm sure this involves oil and candles... maybe it was a self help book, either way I didn't bother with it.
Feel the power in your pants - Oh I feel it lol, I wasn't sure if this meant whatever they were selling would make my stuff throb or glow... either way I'm sure I'll pass.
The vast and the veluptuous - That's not a typo they misspelled voluptuous, and I'm not sure vast and voluptuous should be in the same sentence.
On a side note my daughter has been running a fever all week so I've been back and forth from the ER to her Dr's Office so if this seems like a silly post blame it on the lack of sleep and the residual Children's motrin fumes.