So I was in my God-sisters wedding this weekend. It was fun but I realized that I'll be in 2 weddings this year and I've been in 4 in the last 4 years. I really missed the "Hey everyone lets get married!" memo all my friends passed around. Anyway here is a recap of the days events.
The wedding was supposed to start at 3:30pm, so they told all the groomsman to be at the reception place at 12:30 so we could get dressed and a limo was going to pick us up and drive us to the church. This was cool because our car would already at the reception place and we wouldn't have to worry about a ride back to the church. Of course me being the on-time non-CPT person that I am I get there at 1:00 thinking I'm late. Nope I'm the only one there. Not only that the whole place is closed, security guard talking about he knows nothing about it and I can't come in. So I sit outside waiting on the groom to show up. Once he and a couple other groomsmen get there we decide to go get dressed at the church. Now I could have gotten dressed at home, it's not like I needed makeup or something but Hey it's thier wedding I'm just doing as I'm told.
Once we get to the church everything is cool, people walking around taking pictures. We are dressed and standing in the hall like a bunch of well dressed high school kids. We joke about this and that, nobody is close to nervous not even the groom. By the way it's 4pm, yep the wedding is late. Now we are standing in ANOTHER location waiting to walk into the church. The happy couple wanted to have doves released after the ceremony and the dove guy pops his head in and asks "What's going on? ya'll have not started yet?" We all give him the "Who you telling" look. It's about 5pm.
Ceremony finally starts, it was hot as hell in that church and all the groomsmen were sweating in they tuxes. Even the groom had to break out the handkerchief like 8 times. I'm sure people thought he was nervous but it was just hot up there in the spotlight, This is not a good look. I'm hot standing in front of everyone and getting more bored by the second. People in the crowd are waving at me, I'm like WTF??? am I supposed to wave back? ya'll trying to get me killed. My godsister don't play. She younger then me but she will curse me out the same. So as the preacher reads his stuff but he is messing up so my baby directs him from under her weding viel. My godsister is a beast she's wispering shyt to him about how he not following the program. Then this baby started crying. My god-sister looks back like she was about to put a hit out on that poor child. I start to worry that this could get ugly, luckily the momma takes the kid out and everything gets back to normal. Then the wedding singer starts singing a lil too emotionally, it's the funniest thing I saw and I couldn't even laugh at him because I was up front. Dude had on a black blazer with silver glitter all over it, I'm looking to the sky for help as the bridesmaids are looking at me trying not to laugh.
This blog is getting kinda long so I'll wrap things up. The wedding cake was so good that I might buy one just for the hell of it(they said it was $5 a slice from the bakery so maybe I'll just get 2 slices). These people had an ice sculpture, doves and a hummer limo but a cash bar. I was upset because I wanted to get FUBAR. I even had a bottle of Patron in the trunk but guess what?? my car was at the church &*%^%*&!!!! anyway, I walked into the reception with this girl who shares my last name... kinda awarkward since they anounce names of the bridal party at the reception. I could feel my mom give me the side eye until they announced "No relation", Then she was all smiles. While we were mingling around that same bridesmaid and I were going for a walk and I stopped to say hi to my mom. My mom was like "Is this the Mrs?" I laugh about it till my mom says "She would make a good choice" I said a quick gotta go and got the hell out of dodge. why my momma trying to marry me off? I already gave her ass a grandchild what more does she want from me? The bridesmaid said something else to my mom and caught up with me outside. We chatted for a while exchanged numbers and I arranged transportation back to our cars. This post was hella long, thanks for taking the time to read it. Here is a pic of me taken by the bridesmaid at the reception.