01 May 2008

Live From the Corner pt. Happy to be here

So it dawned on me that some people might not know why I refer to my job as the corner. It's simple I sit in the corner of a "pod" with 5 other people. They are cool dudes and funny as hell. They make my job interesting. And on that note heres whats been going on the last couple weeks.

- So I officially still have a job, turns out another department fronted some money to our department so they didn't have to let anyone else go. In the mean time they told a couple people they could work 2 days a week. What kind of BS is that? Your full time gov't job telling you to come in part-time while they figure the budget out. I know those people are job hunting those other 3 days.

- The lady who cried sexual harassment and got another guy fired was in my cube talking about taking one of my co-workers dad's into the conference room to get busy..... That seemed inappropriate to me but I'm no snitch. I just don't like the double standard she is exercising. Anyway she found a new job so she will be gone on friday. So for the record she fukked with a mans lively hood, made the same types of jokes/comments after the fact and then found a new job. She could have just got a new job and saved that man from the unemployment line.

- Yes I'm still in a hug hello relationship with that older lady. It's actually the most action I've gotten in a while... lmao

- I'm sick of signing birthday/sympathy/congratulation cards for my co-workers. They don't care, I don't even know most of them that well. I'm sure a card from your co-workers is not helping ease the pain of loosing you mom. It's not like we buying flowers or donating to a charity, we just signing a card.

- So I'm chatting it up in the cube when the topic gets on Kim Kardashian. One of my co-workers shows the sextape on his computer so everyone knows who she is and whats she's famous for (I didn't watch, really I didn't that's not something you should do at work after all, plus I already have seen it). Then we talk about the superhead porno, I was supposed to bring in a copy. Dude says he wants it for his ipod and to watch on his 52 inch TV. Right after talking about porno and sex tapes he hands out a flier for a church conference.... yeah I busted out laughing, dude knows he was wrong.

- My boss and I always joke about The Wire I tell him he need to watch it and he incests that since he lives in B-more he lives the wire everyday. Well he tells me this story of an abandoned bank that people were fixing up. He was excited because he thought it was the city or some company planning to make good use of it. Turns out it was the Wire crew fixing it up to film, I guess real buildings in B-more are just to depressing for TV.

- One of my co-workers tell us not to let him bleed on us because he has Hep-C. There are no crickets loud enough to represent the blank expression that was on my face. I'm glad he told me but I'm still disturbed that he did.

- I was in the bathroom draining the lizard and this dude was washing his WHOLE arm. I'm talking about scrubbing it like he was going into surgery. For the life of me I don't know where he was going or what he came from doing where he needed to wash his arm with hand soap. I hope he didn't let anyone bleed on him lol

12 comments:

Opinionated Diva said...

draining the lizard???? LOL!

Your co-worker with Hep C...so unecessary for him to say anything about that.

I can't believe you co-worker was watching that sex tape AT WORK! It's such a dumb reason to be fired...and the videos isn't even that great! LOL

Ms. Behaving said...

Joining in on OD's laughter @ "draining the lizard" -- WTH

WOW @ your coworker throwing on a sex tape while at the office...

[That brotha is definitely reachin']

Damn @ your coworker revealing he has Hep C. [Talk about Too Much Information....]

The Jaded NYer said...

"I hope he didn't let anyone bleed on him"

That's CLASSIC!!! HA!!!

Brittany said...

Why would you be washing me whole arm is what I want to know. That is just gross.

RealHustla said...

ROFLMAO at the Hep C and the arm washing dude. I feel so sorry for you having to work so closely to him. Make sure you get you some hand sanitizer for your desk. I don't know what good it will do but I feel you just can't not do something. I would have asked arm washing dude what he was up to.

Seven said...

"Yes I'm still in a hug hello relationship with that older lady. It's actually the most action I've gotten in a while... lmao"

I’m in a similar situation with a slightly older dude. I’m like, can we kiss already. Al this hugging shyt is for the birds. His response on the back massage I was supposed to get after my car accident was, "you’re not ready for it." I’m like, "Dude, it’s just a massage. Not an invite to slide in."

"I was in the bathroom draining the lizard and this dude was washing his WHOLE arm. I'm talking about scrubbing it like he was going into surgery. For the life of me I don't know where he was going or what he came from doing where he needed to wash his arm with hand soap. I hope he didn't let anyone bleed on him lol"

LMAO @ that…bleed on him though. HA!

Eb the Celeb said...

now you know u aint pose to be looking at another man in the bathroom no matter what craziness he may be doing...lol

*B* Fab said...

I read your last bullet and just bust out laughing! I still am laughing!

Hilarious!!!

DollFace said...

Washing his whole arm?! What kind of freaky stuff goes on in the men's room?

Ieisha said...

Pornos and church conferences....if you do decide to go, don't stand too close to ya boy...yo azz might get struck down in a case of mistaken identity, lol. After all, you own the Superhead porno.

I know, if all the action you gettin' these days is from the old chic at work, a porno is definitely a must have!

LMAO at The Wire fixing up an abandoned building to film. Says a lot about the state of affairs of B-more.

And trust, you really don't want to know what dude was doing that required him to wash his ENTIRE arm in the restroom at work. I can only imagine and what's come to mind is pretty far out there and I'm keeping the rating at PG-13 with my imagination, lol.

MP said...

Eww! HE needs to make sure that he doesn't bleed on anybody. What kind of reaction was he expecting?

DreamCop08 said...

hey honey,okay i would rather the HP say that he has the disease then you finding out later when something bad has happened!!!

and that lady needs to be shot getting people fired like that.

Just wanted to let you know that Diva has threatened my life. I told her that you were gonna be my future husband and baby daddy!!! So now you have to choose. *Zapp* *Zapp*, for your sake you will make the right decision,lol!!!