Hey, welcome back to the corner. I know I make this place seem like all work and no fun but even we need a break. so today I think I'm going to do the impossible. I'm going to the movies for lunch. that's right I'm going to walk out of here go see "incredible Hulk" and walk back in here 2 hours later like I just went to the bathroom. This has long been my dream, and today I'm going to make it happen. It's friday nobody should even notice.
In other corner news I have a new Pod mate. he's a cool dude and all but the most amazing thing about him is that his wife packs his lunch everyday. Not only does he get lunch but she packs him snacks too. he pulls out bags of sour patch kids and shyt. This is the best reason I've seen to get married. he doesn't even know what she packed, he just grabs his lunchbox and rolls out. he gets here and it's like opening a gift. honestly I'm jealous. I want a wife to pack my lunch and snacks. This will be in my vows if I ever get married. lol "I dave's wife, do promise to pack his lunch and snacks everyday for work" Only thing is sometimes he has some BS for lunch like frozen burritos and stuff. I can't do that, but she can pack me leftovers and snacks (the snacks are the key). Hell I cook, the least she can do is pack leftovers of something I made. I don't think that's too much to ask.
1 last funny story. one of my co-workers decided to wear white slacks and white gators to work. He almost made it the whole day with no one seeing him but towards the end of the day i hear "what the fuck!" I look and around and see what I thought was a miami vice extra walking past my desk. Dude had on a peach colored shirt to complete the look. This kinda thing may fly in florida or some other warm climate but round here that shyt gets you the nickname "Tubbs". Consensus was that he could have gotten away with the white pants but not with the matching white shoes. Some people need to not take fashion advice from Stacy Adams.