10 June 2008

Summer in the city

I'm sure you have not noticed but it's kinda warm outside. no really it is, and it's humid. Let me stop, it's blazin out there. Why the hell is my A/C is broken? I slept in my basement last night. Oddly enough is was the perfect temp down there. I swear the rest of my house got hotter at night. So the A/C dude is coming out on friday. I know that's going to run me $400. summer sucks. I love DC but summers here are the worst, it's hot and humid. the only good thing about the summer is the half naked women and you have to go outside to see them so it's almost a life or death decision. Maybe I'll go outside just long enough o invite them over to play the wii.. lmao

Anyway My daughter wanted to hit the playground over the weekend, i tried we went at like 10am thinking we could go before it got really hot. I was sweating in like 10 min. shyt even she was sweating. So we headed back in the house. Then we decided to go to the movies. Kung-fu panda was out and I wanted to go see it, we were chillin in the nice cool theater when my baby girl says "I wanna get ready to go" huh? we had been there about 40 min. I as just getting into the movie. and it was 200 degrees outside, what does she mean she wants to go? I tell her to sit down and watch the movie, eat some popcorn and enjoy herself. 2 min later... "Daddy.. I wanna get ready to go" I see where this is going so i pack up and roll out. I'd rather brave the heat then have my daughter throw a tantrum in the movies. Part of me wanted to lay the law down on her but I figured i was taking a chance that she would sit still thru the entire movie anyway. I gambled and lost, oh well. We went shopping for some shoes (for her not me) grabbed some lunch and headed home.

Then I had to make the decision weather staying home from work because it was too hot outside was a good reason or not. I finally remember that my building has A/C and my house doesn't so I head in. It's 5am and 80 degrees outside. I'm pretty sure that's not normal. There is no way the A/C in my car should be on before the sun comes up. I get to work and my office is hot as hell, I'm not lying when I say we have 5 people in my pod and 7 fans going. we all have personal fans and we have 2 group fans. There is also a industrial fan in the hallway. Needless to say we have air circulation issues in our building.

On another work note why can't I wear shorts to work? women can wear shirts and dresses but I have to wear pants. It's 2 million degrees in here and I'm stuck in pants. that's some sexist shyt right there. I'll change that when I become president.

So that's how I've been dealing with the heat, GO LAKERS!!! I'll have a nice cold beverage tonight as I watch Showtime go to work on boston. Damn all ya'll fake Boston fans... yes I'm looking at you Diva, your eye busted you can't even side eye me lmao


Opinionated Diva said...

LOL! Shuddup about those damn FLAKERS!!!

My one GOOD eye can still watch HOBE's bottom lip quivering. I so want to see them all cry again. I think that would make my day...oh yes it would!

Awww @ Lil mama not liking the movie. LMAO @ "I wanna get ready to go."

There is definitely something wrong when it's 5am and already 80 damn degrees!

Ms. Behaving--> said...

80 degrees @ 5:00 a.m.

The weather in NY is a mess too [has been for the past 4 or 5 days]

Thankfully for us though it's supposed to let up a little come tomorrow. WOO HOO!!!

LOL @ your daughter being ready to be out after only 40 minutes of the movie.

WOW...and I thought little boys were inpatient!!!

Took her shopping for shoes instead?!?!?! Awwww...what a little diva in the making. :-)

RealHustla said...

Po thang. Maybe it's time for some Jamba Juices or something. It's about to start blazing out here to, it was 70 degrees when I got in my car @ 7 am, but at least it's not humid. You can take a deep breath.

Kung Foo Panda must not be that good.

Young woman on a journey said...

you ain't never lied. its is hot as sweaty balls out here in dc. really! its quite unbearable. the weather is always a good excuse to call out of work. ITS TOO HOT!

hmm...hope the Lakers lose miserably! down with Kobe!

Young woman on a journey said...

oh, and lol at your daughter. Having been one of those little girls, i'd have to say it probably had nothing to do with the movie. She was just ready to go.

MP said...

I feel you on this heat thing. It's worse in boston because it hasnt' been hot here all year and then all of a sudden we go from 50 degrees to a heat wave. The city is dying. Then again the Celtics have been hot all season so I guess we are a little use to the heat!

Sha Boogie said...

All I want is a pan of that delicious looking mac & cheese when my hometown team WHOOPS dat @ss!!!!..lol

contagiouslyCRANKY said...

i just had to come through and lol @ the diva comment at the end....

DreamCop08 said...

okay hip me to why I am missing everyones post. I need to get my A game up like for real.

seems like lil Homermae got you in line. she was ready to go before she jumped stupid on you,lol

it is hot. we are dealing with the humidity down here. why did i take a shower and was sweating before i even went outside. umh like i dont even want to put lotion on it is so hot.

hate the heat, hope your a/c is in working order soon

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A Go Bytch said...

Homer is my co-pilot... You can't wear shorts to work but you can always go commando and it be your little secret.. may cause for a sticky situation but just until you're in front of that big industrial fan...talk about a breeze of cool air..LOL