I'm sure you have not noticed but it's kinda warm outside. no really it is, and it's humid. Let me stop, it's blazin out there. Why the hell is my A/C is broken? I slept in my basement last night. Oddly enough is was the perfect temp down there. I swear the rest of my house got hotter at night. So the A/C dude is coming out on friday. I know that's going to run me $400. summer sucks. I love DC but summers here are the worst, it's hot and humid. the only good thing about the summer is the half naked women and you have to go outside to see them so it's almost a life or death decision. Maybe I'll go outside just long enough o invite them over to play the wii.. lmao
Anyway My daughter wanted to hit the playground over the weekend, i tried we went at like 10am thinking we could go before it got really hot. I was sweating in like 10 min. shyt even she was sweating. So we headed back in the house. Then we decided to go to the movies. Kung-fu panda was out and I wanted to go see it, we were chillin in the nice cool theater when my baby girl says "I wanna get ready to go" huh? we had been there about 40 min. I as just getting into the movie. and it was 200 degrees outside, what does she mean she wants to go? I tell her to sit down and watch the movie, eat some popcorn and enjoy herself. 2 min later... "Daddy.. I wanna get ready to go" I see where this is going so i pack up and roll out. I'd rather brave the heat then have my daughter throw a tantrum in the movies. Part of me wanted to lay the law down on her but I figured i was taking a chance that she would sit still thru the entire movie anyway. I gambled and lost, oh well. We went shopping for some shoes (for her not me) grabbed some lunch and headed home.
Then I had to make the decision weather staying home from work because it was too hot outside was a good reason or not. I finally remember that my building has A/C and my house doesn't so I head in. It's 5am and 80 degrees outside. I'm pretty sure that's not normal. There is no way the A/C in my car should be on before the sun comes up. I get to work and my office is hot as hell, I'm not lying when I say we have 5 people in my pod and 7 fans going. we all have personal fans and we have 2 group fans. There is also a industrial fan in the hallway. Needless to say we have air circulation issues in our building.
On another work note why can't I wear shorts to work? women can wear shirts and dresses but I have to wear pants. It's 2 million degrees in here and I'm stuck in pants. that's some sexist shyt right there. I'll change that when I become president.
So that's how I've been dealing with the heat, GO LAKERS!!! I'll have a nice cold beverage tonight as I watch Showtime go to work on boston. Damn all ya'll fake Boston fans... yes I'm looking at you Diva, your eye busted you can't even side eye me lmao