I think im going to sue Nintendo. Behind the bridesmaid’s subliminal suggestion I bought a wii. That woman knows voodoo i'm sure. I played it for 1 day and my shoulder is killing me. I didn't know this damn machine would make me use muscles that I don't normally use. They not kidding when they say it's a workout. I was sweating in my basement and shyt. Besides that the bridesmaid kicked my ass in all the games. I've been playing video games all my life and I can't accept losing that badly much less that badly to a girl. yeah i'm a lil sexist I know. Damnit I want to win!!
Anyway, back to the Wii. That thing is kinda addictive, and women love it. Since I told people that I got it no less than 5 girls have invited themselves over my house. If I knew it worked like that I would have waited in line outside for it. That joint is a pussy magnet lol.
What? just because they want to play the wii doesn’t mean they want to play with me? the hell you say. why else would they come over? oh.. so your saying that maybe just maybe thry ONLY want to play the wii. We’ll have to agree to disagree lmao.
Women usually don’t get into games but that joint is dirt simple and fun to play. I have not figured how to play it sitting down though. I'm lazy what can i say.
In other video game news my damn xbox360 died for the 2nd time. They fix it for free so that’s cool but why they hell can’t they make a quality product? I just want to shoot people up in Grand Theft Auto 4 is that so bad? I might have to switch it for a Playstation 3.