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Theres this girl that works in my building as a cashier in the snack bar. Physically she is very tempting. Light skin, big ass, friendly. but just like in nature you have to watch out for they brightly colored snaked and frogs. The color is a warning sign, they are poisonous. If this case her ass is a warning sign... lol So one day the dudes in the office were talking about her and said she just had a baby. Turns out she has 5 kids now. She can't be more than 30 years old. So then we were trying to guess how many baby daddies she has. I guessed 3 but my co-workers said 5.. lol this whole conversation was dead wrong by the way. So after deciding that she had 4 baby daddies and at least 2 of them probably work in the building we concluded that she must have the best pussy on earth that makes dudes not think straight and continue to go raw. I mean you know she fertile so you just not thinking straight. See you have to understand this chick flirts with everyone and has a tongue ring and you know what Chris Rock said about girls with tongue rings....
Ok I'm off topic, I was in the snack bar getting my breakfast one day and the dude behind me was flirting with her. Here's a snippit of the convo:
boy: you shirt kinda small that it must be your lil sisters shirt.
girl: *giggles* Naw but my daughter can fit my clothes.
another dude:I think she allergic to something because she swollen in the back
girl:*giggles* he said i was swollen...
boy: Oh those must be her jeans too because they real tight. You proboly have her drawers on too
girl: oh no I don't wear them.... I don't wear underwear.
She said some more but I had to leave the area. That was enough information for me. First I was kinda shocked that she didn't have a problem with these dudes talking to her like that. I mean she is at work. This same girl told one of my coworkers "i get around" and stuck out her tongue at him, while she was at work so i guess I shouldn't be surprised. We all have decided that she is just nasty and maybe we should just leave her alone. Did I mention the AIDS rate in the city?