31 July 2008

Random Commute Thoughts

you ever see too unattractive people together and try to guess which one thinks they "settled"?

Am I the only one who feels cheated by us not getting a Fat Boys remake with BIGGIE, Big Pun, Fat Joe and Rick Ross?

I miss Big Pun in general. Dude was nice.. "I'll put my foot so far up your ass the sweat on my knee will quench your thirst" nice dude... lol

I made some cookies last night. They looked horrible. Taste good but look horrible. they all flat and shyt. They moist but flat. I could compare them to something and make it sound nasty but I think I covered my nasty post quota yesterday.

My friend called me to tell me about her long distance relationship with some dude in France. 1 you know I don't like sitting on the phone. 2 I defintly don't want to hear about no mess like that. you have an LDR with someone 6 hours away that's cool. But FRANCE!!! that's some BS, don't waste my time with that.

I need to do some yard work this weekend. My front "garden" looks like a mini jungle.


Opinionated Diva said...

I don't wonder about unattractive people like that...but I do wonder when I see them with a cute kid. I usually think..."momma's baby...daddy's maybe"

*side eye* @ the cookies...you forgot to do something to 'em.

i like that fat boys remake idea...but not Rick Ross. Can.Not.Stand.Him...AND I don't think his rap 'skills' (and I use that term loosely) are all that nice to begin with.

BorednTalkative said...

I don't know what you did to them cookies.

When I see two unattractive people together, I just think at least they found somebody.

Ieisha said...

*nose turned up* what you do to them cookies?!

I'll tell you what they look like...Buddha's diaper after he eats corn!

I see the 2 unattractive people and wonder, "if they can find the love of their life, why can't I? I KNOW I look better than them!" (Bad thought I know. Probably why I'm still solo, lol)

But for real, what kind of cookies are they?

Ieisha said...

I'm so busy tryin' to figure out what the hell you did to those cookies that I forgot to comment on the France situation....that's some bullsh!t.

I had a friend who was dating a guy in England. She actually flew over there to visit. They decided they were in love but oops! he got another chic preggers while she was here in the States. But he loves her. Then he attempted suicide cuz she wouldn't take him back.

What the hell? They saw each other in person ONCE. And won't even mention them high a$$ phone bills. Calling England is roaming according to the cell phone companies.

Super Dave Van Buren said...

You know what damn ya'll.. lmao.

You supposed to say "oh no dave, them cookies look pretty good" not giving them side eye's and saying they look like toddler shyt. I still love ya'll thought =)

UnKnownDiva said...

dont feel bad dave....my cookies be looking all flat too but they do taste good. what kind are they???

as far as ugly people, i'm with ieisha...if they can find luv then so can i!!! lol

Promiscuous X said...

(Face Frowned Up) 2 ugly people together.

Atleast you know they gone make some cute babies. So I heard lol

Yeah the texture in those cookies look kinda rough LMAO

RealHustla said...

The cookies look cool. They look homemade. Maybe your oven temp was too high, you know and melted them down before they were finished cooking.

Ever notice how ugly couples have beautiful children?

Tell your friend she needs to start a blog or something so that when you want to hear about her life you can read it.

You can't dunk a flat cookie in milk for longer than like 4 seconds before it dissolves, huh?

Young woman on a journey said...

i would eat those cookies. they look moist as hell.

lol. i never thought of it that way...seeing two ugly people.

lol to the long distance. who wants to hear about that ish anyway, whether he is ny or Fr. lol.

Opinionated Diva said...

Lmao @ Dave's comment!!!! OMG @ look like toddler shyt...I can't breathe! lol...you the one said they looked "horrible".

Seriously though...what I meant to say was, Oh no Dave, them cookies look really good!

*super super straight innocent face* :-|

Ms.Honey said...

WOW...France LOL that's serious..emmm I want some cookies now lol I just had some popcorn great

Designer Qui said...

maybe i'm just fat but those cookies look good to me

MP said...

Your first question is so funny! I know people in a relationship like that. It's so pathetic.

Ms. Behaving said...

The only thing that goes through my mind when I see two unattractive people is that its true...[what they say ] "there is somebody out there for EVERYBODY"

Those cookies look a lot like the whole wheat pancakes I called myself making this past weekend. LOL

Seven said...

"you ever see too unattractive people together and try to guess which one thinks they "settled"?"

LMAO! I'm usually wondering how unattractives hook up with gorgeous and sexy. :/ I also wonder like ieisha "if they can find the love of their life, why can't I? I KNOW I look better than them!" Hmmmm...maybe I'm a little too into myself.

I need someone like you in my life...who wants to bake and whatnot. Then again, the baking may not help my ever growing tummy

The Dreamy One said...

i think if ugly people can find someone then what in the hell is wrong with my tail,cause i know im cute,lol

and the cookies are fine Dave, you are such a perfectionist.. and if you wont eat them send them my way

a fat boys, i dont know if i would like to see that

but good concept,lol

France is a long ways away, but hell if its meant to be, then its meant to be

why put a distance on love?????

now cutting the grass is right up my alley!!

mrs.tj said...

shoot! a cookie is a cookie...then again. LOL!

I pray hubby does lawn work this weekend...you KNOW when the long work has been pushed to the side for too long when...the CITY sends you a letter WITH a pic of your yard and the letter says "CUT YO SHIT! -thanks City of des Moines"


The Jaded NYer said...

LMAO @ all the cookie comments. At first I saw the pic and thought they were burned pancakes.



and ugly couples depress me... they have each other and I sleep alone every night. how is that fair??? lol

Carmell said...

i'm not gonna talk about your cookies cause some ugly cookies taste good... some. i got a recipe for some pretty cookies that are the best cookies i have ever tasted...