I wrote this back July 2, 2007, I re-read it and it's still funny to me....
This blog is brought to you by my buddy Roe Van B, who in between talking his usual shyt came up with the best idea I've heard in a while. First I'll give you some background. Me and Roe were in the chop shop making shirts and talking shit as usual when he said he had firing power at his job. Now Roe is the last bamma you want to give firing power too, he hates everyone at some point in time... lol Anyway we were talking about firing people within 90 days of employment or your probationary period. You know when you first start a job your don't get any kind of benefits or anything for the first 90 days. Just in case things don't work out your new job can fire you with no problem.
Now Roe mentioned how we should have that policy with the girls we mess with, you know if on the 25th day we realize you just might be crazy we can stop all communication with no harm done. No need to provide a real reason, just things are not working out, It's not you it's me... lol. No benefits package, Payment of unused leave, nothing we could just bounce. Not even an over dinner face to face breakup, just do a text message break up. "Hey this is not working for me, see you next lifetime". And that's IT!!!
Now this could apply to everyone, Ladies if you start dating a dude and 2 weeks in you realized that he sleeps with stuffed animals then you should be able to fire him and go about your business. No worrying about him showing up at your job with flowers begging for you back or asking whats wrong. Just a mutual understanding that this is not the job for you and we should go out separate ways.
On this same note we could apply the probation period to everything, no spending the night for 90 days (sorry, you gotta bounce baby), no meeting the friends or family. No gifts, anything you consider a benefit doesn't kick in for 90 days of employment... lol Too many times you meet a girl and think everything is great then just when you start to relax your crazy radar starts going off, this is a way to help getting stuck trying to breakup with some crazy person you have not even known that long.