You know how everyone has a gay cousin? I have a running joke with 2 my cousins that one of them is gay. Ok maybe it's only funny to me but hey it's my world right? so for a long time I joked that one particular cousin was gay, lets call him Pretty. I gave him that name because he acted like he was too pretty to do shyt. He even acted too pretty for the strippers when we went to vegas, I mean how you act stuck up around naked women? He like a pretty boy who can't dress for shyt... lmao (he reads this blog and I tell him all this to his face)
Ok so I've never seen him with a girl or heard him talking to a girl or anything female related so I just joked that he's gay. honestly I just think he shy but being gay Nothing wrong with that, do you buddy. so he was the gay cousin until his lil brother told me he bought a shirt from Forever 21. At that moment his brother, lets call him Puffy, became my gay cousin. I didn't even know forever 21 sold mens clothes. there is no way in hell a straight man would buy anything for themself out of that store. Add that to the fact that I've never seen him with a girl eaither and its an easy switch between whos gay.
So today I'm browsing facebook and I see a pic of Puffy hugged up with some girl. His status is changed to "married" I'm like wtf? he got married and didn't invite me? that's some BS. we all know I'm a professional groomsman! Anyway I let Pretty know that he is back to being my gay cousin until further notice... lol
I mean really what's the point of little cousins if i can't tease them? I love my family