13 August 2008

The gay cousin

You know how everyone has a gay cousin? I have a running joke with 2 my cousins that one of them is gay. Ok maybe it's only funny to me but hey it's my world right? so for a long time I joked that one particular cousin was gay, lets call him Pretty. I gave him that name because he acted like he was too pretty to do shyt. He even acted too pretty for the strippers when we went to vegas, I mean how you act stuck up around naked women? He like a pretty boy who can't dress for shyt... lmao (he reads this blog and I tell him all this to his face)

Ok so I've never seen him with a girl or heard him talking to a girl or anything female related so I just joked that he's gay. honestly I just think he shy but being gay Nothing wrong with that, do you buddy. so he was the gay cousin until his lil brother told me he bought a shirt from Forever 21. At that moment his brother, lets call him Puffy, became my gay cousin. I didn't even know forever 21 sold mens clothes. there is no way in hell a straight man would buy anything for themself out of that store. Add that to the fact that I've never seen him with a girl eaither and its an easy switch between whos gay.

So today I'm browsing facebook and I see a pic of Puffy hugged up with some girl. His status is changed to "married" I'm like wtf? he got married and didn't invite me? that's some BS. we all know I'm a professional groomsman! Anyway I let Pretty know that he is back to being my gay cousin until further notice... lol

I mean really what's the point of little cousins if i can't tease them? I love my family

22 comments:

Sweet KeiKei said...

nuttin wrong wit cuzin luv except if one of them really is gay u might be hurting sum feelings....just a thought!

and what's wrong with a str8 man shopping at 4ever 21??? it's the same as express or gap. wait....maybe those werent such good examples. lol

RealHustla said...

Coming from someone with many gay family members. Your cousins are exhibiting the classic signs of homosexuality. As a male cousin, you should have seen at least another shy girl by now, LOL. Look at me stirring the pot.

Oh yes, forever 21 just recently started selling mens clothes. I was tripped out when I first noticed it.

Rebecca said...

lol @ pretty and puffy your too funny... I have a gay cousin... He told me he was when we were in front of the salad bar at sizzler when I was 15 he was older and I was meeting him for the 1st time.... it was obvious but still lol.... jesus i haven't been to forever 21 in yrs...lol... no comment on ur cuz's shopping choices

Ms. Lovely said...

I think I have 1 gay cousin. I only met him once and from what I gathered he clearly does not want to admit it..smh

Opinionated Diva said...

lmao @ Puffy & Pretty...you calling them that is even more gay! hahahahahaha

I'm mad that your cousin just up and got married on the sly like that...how ruuuuuuuuude!

I DEFINITELY tease the little cousins...I don't call them gay though...you know y'all Black men don't take that as a joke at all!

Ms. Behaving said...

Poking fun @ the fam are you??? LOL
YOU AIN'T RIGHT!!!

::Whispering: Those names are funny as hell though!!::

Maybe he's not married [MARRIED] but just changed his status so you'd see he's got a girl and stop labeling him.

JACK said...

Look - if you can't take that shit at home, how you gonna handle it when the world starts fucking with you? Right on, I say.

And re: being married. Um ... JACK is divorced - and has kids ... and HAWNEY - I'm as gay as the day is long.

I'm jus saying.

(Is your cousin cute?)

LMprAO

JACK said...

Oh and two more things

1 - I agree that calling your cousins puffy and pretty is equally as gay. You might want to check that out.

2 - I might not've invited your ass either, callin me puffy all my life! I'm just sayin ...

:-)

Super Dave Van Buren said...

@KeiKei - hey I shop at Gap. they invented the Khaki.. lol Express should not sell mens clothes though, that's just as wrong.

@hustla - i just call it like I see it.. lmao

@Rebecca- uuummmm sizzler.

@Ms Lovely - awww you feel my pain.. lol

@Diva - he only like 21 so I doubt he really married. It's a myspace/facebook thing to say your married when you just have a girlfriend.

@Ms Behaving - Me label? It's all in fun. well fun for me lol

@Jack - See this is all just training. I get on them out of love not hate.

And for everyone don't call him Puffy and Pretty on the daily. Puffy is an inside joke, it has nothing to do with me calling him gay. I stopped calling Pretty that a while ago but I agree that it sounds gay as hell.

sweetkeikei said...

lol...i 4got gap was acccepted into the man code as ok a long time ago.

Rebecca said...

haha sizzler a restaurant with the all you can eat buffet.. up here in NYC they have sum lol.. hey were u cracking on sizzler ?? okay smart ass j/k what's ur cousins nicknames for you??? wait i remember u said the dream killer in a past blog??

Ieisha said...

This is gonna sound so biased but real men don't shop at Forever 21. Hell, grown women don't shop at Forever 21 like that. That is definitely suspect behavior.

And if he got married w/o you being in the wedding, shame on him! You got that slow 2-step aisle stroll down! And we all know how good you look in a tux. :-)

youknowyoudeadazzwrong said...

Dayum I didn't know Forever 21 sold men's clothing. Where the hell have I been?

LOL @ prof groomsmen..

Eb the Celeb said...

OK... that was hell funny...
lmao @ how quick pretty went back to being the gay cousin...

and um... yeah puffy need to not be shopping in forever 21... now I love a man that rocks some H&M but forever 21 for men is a no no...

Big O said...

know how i know your gay....cuz you shop at forever 21...lmao

dejanae said...

well according to everybody im the gay cousin

The Jaded NYer said...

I actually DO have 2 gay cousins, but we're not allowed to talk about them... lol!!!

MrsSaditty said...

Sorry, gotta come out of Lurkland for this one. I love everybody, and yes I have gay friends...

...but how about I have that ONE gay cousin in his 40s and NO ONE wants to accept the fact that his ass is gay. When he sees me, he sings out "Heeeeeeeeeeeey Queeeeen!" He wears lace and his favorite colors are red and orange (particularly satins and silks) and his "friend" Cornelle sleeps over (he lives with his Mom) at least two nights a week.

My Mom and my aunt have cornered me on several occassions to ask me if I think he is gay. WHAT straight man names his Mustang after Mrs. Chancellor on the Young and the Restless????


::::Going back into my corner to lurk::::

Super Dave Van Buren said...

lmao@ Big O - I actually called him the 40 year old virgin after that movie came out.

@Dejanae - hey I can hook ya'll up if your want.

@MrsSaditty - lmao... aight your gay cousin story kills mine... 40 years old and having sleep overs at moms house is not a good look.Please come out of lurk land more often.

One Man’s Opinion said...

See, this is why your ass didn't get invited to the wedding. LOL

A.M. said...

1st time blogger:

You're silly lol. & your poor cousins, they can't be that gay if they can take such jokes from you cause if it were true, they would probably be crying...poor guys :)

But go lil cousin...He got a wifey now lol

Kayos said...

Hahahahaha!

If you can't have fun then what's the point? Sounds like you're having nothing but a bit of fun.

I don't know of any gay cousins but I do have a couple of suspects. They be on that other side for real.

I'll be coming back to read more. Nice spot.