Today was the first day all week I got to work on-time. every other day my alarm would go off at 4:30am I would get up, turn it off and go right back to bed and sleep till 7am. 4 straight days I did this until last night I set a second alarm for 5am just to make sure I got up.
THIS is a little disturbing. I mean your liable to scare the hell out of someone with it on. Picture this... your in the bathroom early in the morning and your wife/girlfriend/jumpoff walks in and sees you rocking that while you shave... yeah that's not a good look.
I think dudes are going crazy with the colors. I saw a cat with lime green and purple shoe laces in his shoes. I mean 1 set of lime green and 1 set of purple in each shoe. What the hell is that about? Me and CeCe went out to lunch one day and had a "is he gay" people watching session. I'm saying why the hell should our women have to question our sexuality based on how we dress. before it was so simple.. tight ass pants and tight shirt = gay. Now kids rocking skinny jeans for men and shirts that are too small so they can show off they spounge bob boxers. How we go from too having our clothes too big to them being too small? I really don't think the youth have any idea what fashion is. And don't get me started on all this black label, ed hardy, skull rock star shyt. I must be getting old because I miss the good old days. ok I'm done with that rant.
I heard they discovered a bigfoot and there is a press conference about it later today. I'm excited, that picture looks real suspect though.
I really like watching the womans gymnastics in the olympics. Them flat chested lil girls be killing it on the uneven bars.
Speaking of flat chested... have you seen the female swimmers? NONE on them have any tata's. I guess having breasts would only create drag in the water.
Nobody in the history of niggerdom is going to get more ass when he gets home than Micheal Phelps. I think dude goes to university of michigan and he is going to have groupies galore when he gets back. What better pick up line is there than "Hey baby you wanna wear my gold medals?" yes I'm jealous... I want groupies damnit!!!
Remember Cooking with Dave? well we actually have 3 more episodes filmed but my producer is busying making that money (not letting the money make him... lol) so they will not be out till the fall.
Did you catch that Player's club reference? Did you hear that Diamond beat her husbands ass the other day? Her husband was breaking Roci from 106 and park off. interesting. Rosci seems like she would be annoying, I'm sure he could find a better quality mistress. I mean dude is a king or president or some shyt. ok I'm rambling again
I read this morning that there are "Dead Zones" in the ocean. That's crazy to me, these are places where there is not enough oxygen in the water to support life. Soon we will have problems catching shrimp and crabs because of these dead zones. no more CRABS people. What would I do if I couldn't catch crabs in the summer. lmao.. that sentence sounds real funny, I mean Chesapeake blue crabs, not the crabs you caught from that nasty hooker. You knew better then to let her break you off, I mean come on man she looked like she was STD filled, but nnnoooo you HAD to have some right then and there. How you HAVE to apply that cream everyday... lol anyway yeah we are killing the oceans. Where will Ariel and the mermaids live? think about the people of Atlantis. We are ruining their homes. ok ok ok.. I've been watching too many Disney moves with the baby (I really should stop saying baby since she's 4 now, fukk that she's MY baby.. lol)
I'm done now....