Aight I'm a lil late but here's my weekend wrap up.
- leaving work on Friday this spanish dude was handing out flyer's on the corner. Turns out he just lost his job and he was handing out a picture of his family with his short story on it. I gave him $3 and then he asked for the pic back... he had like 40 of them in his hand. i was kinda offended that he wanted it back but anyway. I felt bad for him, I figured at least he took the time to make flyers. That was orginal. Then I was about 20 miles away in a different city and I saw another spanish dude doing the excact same thing with a different picture. Bamma's stepping thier hustle game up.. lol
- Me and the baby were in the grocery store and this guy was talking on his bluetooth cyborg headset. So my daughter says Hi to him (she talks to everyone) and he continues talking on the phone. My daughter is confused because she doesn't see a phone on his ear but she knows he is not talking to her. She asks me "He talking to me daddy?" I tell her no he is on the phone and she looks at me like I'm crazy. This is another reason you should leave the bluetooth cyborg headset at home, your confusing the children.
- Me and the baby were at California Tortilla eating our usual when 3 women walk in. 1 caught my eye but I have a standing rule that I don't try and holla at girls with my daughter there. I just feel funny about it. So I'm checking this girl out and when we are getting ready to leave my daughter says "Hi" to her. she says hi back and we start to walk out. Then my always aware baby says "Do you like the girls daddy?" I reassure her that YES daddy liked the girls. Now i'm rethinking my rule. I'd hate to use my baby to meet women but maybe she wants me to use her.. lol
- I went to my buddies house warming, I'm convinced that my BBQ had the best food ever. I had real chicken, shrimp and everything. I hate going to BBQ's where they can't grill a hamburger and the sides are subpar. Anyway me and the baby were there chillin. My friend has a son about her age and she swears that they are going to get married (insert diva's side eye) i take it all in stride but do you know this lil boy saw my baby, grabbed her by the hand and headed up stairs to his room!!! I had to gather my thoughts and calmly told this fool that I fight kids and that they need to stay down stairs. I gave my daughter the evilest look I could come up with and told her to stay her lil ass downstairs. I see now I'ma need to get my gun license while my record is clean.