I wrote this blog back on Dec 7, 2007, I still have never gone to this place.
This blog is being brought to you by one of my buddies. lets call her Ms. Sunshine. She told me this story last week and I'm still laughing about it.
Ok so Ms. Sunshine walks into the Golden Corral over in Largo with her daughter and baby father. Her first reaction was "this place always smells like piss and mop water!". She thinks about leaving but is talked out of it by her companions. As they are seated they notice a guy next to them taking pictures. Not "this is a special day lets break out the digicam" pictures but "It's friday at the club break out the Moet background" pictures only a background of BeBe's kids. I need you to understand this, Golden Corral is a buffet restaurant. A DAMN restaurant!!! this bamma is in the corner with his photo set up like it's a damn club or a party. He even had a DJ booth. So this is far from Ms. Sunshine's comfort zone so she is embarrassed to even be near the dude. Did I mention that there is a line for the pictures? people in line with plates of food from the buffet... No? well there was. Now as the cameraman was taking pics Ms. Sunshine realized that he had multiple backdrops and he had the house mic connected to his dj booth. So he was a DJ/cameraman. Why isn't this stuff on BET? This is where we need to do better... lol Oh and he has a 5 year old kid as his assistant. The kid was rolling up the backdrops as they were being switched. So in between taking pics and playing records he is interacting with the crowd on the house speakers. This includes clowning some lady who asked how many people could get in a pic and playing the voice of a lil boy's conscience as he went for a bowl of ice cream.
Needless to say I have to go to Golden Corral to see this in person. This is the stiff legends are made of. When I do go best believe I'll be posting my pic holding some ribs and coke with a gold caddy in the background... OG style ya feel me... lol