23 September 2008

Donuts for Dad

So today was Donuts for Dad day at my daughters school. I pull up and the whole parking lot was PACKED!!! I drove around trying to catch someone leaving but alas only more people showed up. I ended up having to park like 2 blocks away and walk to her school. I had never seen so many negros in all my days of dropping her off. they were there early too. How negros early for free food? them kids be late as hell to class every other day. Usually I see a couple cute moms, wink at them and they blow kisses at me (ok, that only happens in my head) and MAYBE 1 other dad. Today I saw dudes everywhere some cars had like 3 dudes in them.. I mean wtf? All ya'll not the dad, or maybe they are I don't know. Either way you stealing MY donuts. By the time I got there my daughter was almost late for class and I didn't even get a donut. At least the school is trying, I guess next time I need to get there eariler.

18 comments:

Young woman on a journey said...

so is this how you get parents involved? perhaps if they offered free meals, negros would show up for "meet your child's teacher" or "back to school night". Its a damn shame. first they gotta bribe the kids, now the parents.

sorry there were only other dads there to wink and blow kisses at you...i'm sure some were...we are in chocolate city urea!

The Jaded NYer said...

LMAO!! that's the only way to motivate some people- food & liquor... why do you think I attend so many art events... because I like "art"? PSHHH!

Eb the Celeb said...

lmao ... it was that serious for some donuts? they must have been laced with crack

Ms. Behaving said...

Oh the things folks will do for a donut...LOL

Sexxy Luv said...

I know you're so super dad so i bet you left the school, went to the gas station and got her a donut....right?...

RealHustla said...

I volunteer at my kids' school and most parents aren't interested in getting involved. They'll complain when they don't like something, but that's it. I on the other hand need to know the staff and they need to know me. I'll get you some donuts next time I'm in DC.

Ieisha said...

Must've been those Krispy Kremes. Ya'll know how we do when the HOT sign comes on, lol.

When I read that dudes were 3 deep in a car for some donuts, I was cracking up.

"Maybe they all the daddy"...had me thinking of the Maury Povich show and DNA testing. I know, I'm wrong for that.

contagiouslyCRANKY said...

LOL @ THE FACT THAT THEY WERE COMING IN PACKS!!!MUST HAVE BEEN SOME BOMB ACE DONUTS

The Black Russian said...

thats great the the school is honoring dads... I hope these fathers are invested in there child's education and future as they are for some free donuts

Girlfriend said...

TOO FUNNY!!

Sorry you didn't get a donut. I'm sure you could make some that would've been better than the ones you didn't get anyway... right?

Super Dave Van Buren said...

@young woman - If the other dads winked at me I would still be in jail and unable to blog... lol

@Jaded - Art come with free food? why didn't anyone tell me?

@Eb - I think it was krispy kreme so yeah lots of crack.. lol

@Ms Behaving - donuts and women. Get men every time

@sexxy luv - Don't be ridiculous it was donuts for DADDY day not baby. I went to work and got a donut.

@Hustla - will the be handmade or homemade?

@Ieisha - That Hot sign is like a beacon on a dark night.. lol

@Cranky - I wouldn't know since they were all gone

@Russian - We can only hope.

@girlfriend - I had a quick thought to make my own but I don't have a deep fryer.

Turn me up a lil said...

If that was me I would have mad for at least 2 days that I did not get a donut...

MP said...

this is nice for the dedicated dads but if this is the only way to get the other ones out, that's a damn shame!

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon said...

Is that how you get fathers to spend time with their children offer them some doughnuts and milk?

And not only do you get the father you get all the tribal elders because it does take a village.

Just imagine if they were doing rib day.

sweet keikei said...

all i can do is shake my damn head at this nonsense...i mean really u had to park two blocks away cuz they were givin out free donuts? what kind of message is this giving the children? only get involved when it's something for nothing??? my people my people

btw, lol at the kisses being blown in your dreams

Opinionated Diva said...

Black folk...so ridiculous. It was donuts...i didn't realize the donut craze was THAT serious.

iCandy21 said...

lmao a mess! *singin* you know you ghetto...when you only go to see your child at school when free donuts are in the equation.

FREEDOM said...

Donuts huh? Boy if they HAD served eggs, grits, pancakes, bacon, sausage, fried pork ham with the bone in the middle (like the meal in on The Color Purple) that daycare would have been swamped with BABY DADDIES..LOL@@@