A couple people asked about the Rum Cake here is the recipe... enjoy!!
We all know I work in an interesting place. I should say I work with interesting people because the actual place is boring as hell. This tale involves 2 people I work with. A lady who we'll call "Bosslady" not because she is my boss but because I'm pretty sure she is someone's boss. She's basically a MILF, she is in her 40's but her body is about a 8 and her face is about a 6. The kind of woman who if she threw it at you you'd be hard pressed to turn her down. The second player in this story we'll call "The Steeler" because he is a die hard steelers fan. He's the kind of guy who doesn't keep girlfriends long because he gets bored easily. He suffers from relationship ADD like yours truly.
Anyway bosslady and steeler constantly flirt with each other. They have worked together for years. She comes over and rubs her tata's in his face when she gives him a hug. Basically there is plenty of sexual tension between the too. Yes there is sexual tension even after our sexual harassment issues. So one day they made a bet that if Steeler can keep a girlfriend for 4 months he can have 1 night with Bosslady to do what ever he wants. If he lost she would get him for 1 night. Sounds like a win win right? not really, see while he is thinking kinky nasty thoughts.... She is thinking more like clean her bathroom with a toothbrush.
So like 5 min after they make the bet she leaves and Steeler is thinking about finding a girl to date. Well me being me, I suggested that he doesn't have to date someone 4 months he just has to introduce Bosslady to a girl that's willing to say they have been dating that long. I know I have a couple female friends who will lie and say we have been dating for months if I buy them cheesecake factory, you gotta love women... lol. So after explaining this to Steeler I solve all his problems and crowned a genius and all is well with the world.
Fast forward a couple months. I forgot all about the bet and nobody has mentioned it so I'm thinking it was all a joke. Then Steeler says he has a friend that will lie for him and he already planned how to work it out. So I guess the bet is still on. I kinda feel bad aiding someone running game like that but they all grown, I can't be held responsible for that right?