29 October 2008

Live From the Corner.... pt The Bet

A couple people asked about the Rum Cake here is the recipe... enjoy!!

We all know I work in an interesting place. I should say I work with interesting people because the actual place is boring as hell. This tale involves 2 people I work with. A lady who we'll call "Bosslady" not because she is my boss but because I'm pretty sure she is someone's boss. She's basically a MILF, she is in her 40's but her body is about a 8 and her face is about a 6. The kind of woman who if she threw it at you you'd be hard pressed to turn her down. The second player in this story we'll call "The Steeler" because he is a die hard steelers fan. He's the kind of guy who doesn't keep girlfriends long because he gets bored easily. He suffers from relationship ADD like yours truly.

Anyway bosslady and steeler constantly flirt with each other. They have worked together for years. She comes over and rubs her tata's in his face when she gives him a hug. Basically there is plenty of sexual tension between the too. Yes there is sexual tension even after our sexual harassment issues. So one day they made a bet that if Steeler can keep a girlfriend for 4 months he can have 1 night with Bosslady to do what ever he wants. If he lost she would get him for 1 night. Sounds like a win win right? not really, see while he is thinking kinky nasty thoughts.... She is thinking more like clean her bathroom with a toothbrush.

So like 5 min after they make the bet she leaves and Steeler is thinking about finding a girl to date. Well me being me, I suggested that he doesn't have to date someone 4 months he just has to introduce Bosslady to a girl that's willing to say they have been dating that long. I know I have a couple female friends who will lie and say we have been dating for months if I buy them cheesecake factory, you gotta love women... lol. So after explaining this to Steeler I solve all his problems and crowned a genius and all is well with the world.

Fast forward a couple months. I forgot all about the bet and nobody has mentioned it so I'm thinking it was all a joke. Then Steeler says he has a friend that will lie for him and he already planned how to work it out. So I guess the bet is still on. I kinda feel bad aiding someone running game like that but they all grown, I can't be held responsible for that right?

17 comments:

Opinionated Diva said...

Men are so slow.

OBVIOUSLY she wants to give it to him. If she wasn't interested, she would have NEVER made that bet with him. NEVER.

Why doesn't he just cut through all the BS...tell her that he's not interested in anyone but her and ask her to his house for dinner?

Opinionated Diva said...

Let me ammend that first statement to SOME MEN ARE SLOW...I don't want to offend anyone...*side eye'g on my way out*

kei kei said...

lmao at diva ...*side eye'g on her way out* she has taken side eye'g to a new level. lol

but seriously, you are DEAD wrong! how u gonna HELP him??? he a grown man. let him get the na na on his own!

Big O said...

They grown ass folks...they not doing nothing they dont wanna do.


Consider it entertainment, lol

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon said...

They want to do each other.

But, you were wrong for giving that piece of advice to a player. Somehow some way he is going to use it for evil purposes on some innocent woman and it is all your fault.

Relationship ADD?
Men and their diseases.
I got a name for it. . .
*taking cue from opinionated diva. . rolls eyes on way out.

Ms. Behaving said...

...And the reason "The Steeler" couldn't come up with that idea on his own was WHAT again???

MP said...

Feel bad? why? She clearly wants him! Let 'em have at it!

Ieisha said...

I'm with Big O on this one. Can't force adults to do nothing they don't want to do.

And she is OBVIOUSLY looking for a way to get some maintenance from him.

It would have been better to have her come at him direct. He'd probably been thrown off his game so much that he wouldn't have known what to say.

At least they keep your place of work interesting.

kei kei said...

btw, that was some tight game u gave him. i just think he shoulda came up with suttin on his own.

Young woman on a journey said...

not cool super dave...not cool at all. lol.

i think i know the steeler? am i right? now...i gotta figure boss lady out!

CocaColaCutie said...

bosslady is a homewrecker!!! did anyone else notice that the bet doesn't exactly require the steeler to break up with said "girlfriend."

so what if she's fictitious...boss lady don't know that.

girlfriend said...

I agree with Opinionated Diva-"Steeler" wants some & "Bosslady" wants to give it so, bump the bet and cut already! Also agreeing w/ CocaColaCutie- "Bosslady" not caring if a breakup has occured??

Anyways, your stories are always funny, Dave....

RealHustla said...

I agreed with everyone who said that these are grown folk.

However, when the shytt his the fan cause obviously they ain't grown enough to be direct with one another, they are going to try to place blame on someone. Aaaaand, since you inserted yourself into this madness you could be targeted.

She probably feels like she has to make him work for it in order to validate her trifflin' behavior.

nikki said...

i'm with realhustla...they should just man and woman up and be like "let's fuck and see what happens". why all the dancing around? maybe that's their mating dance but i'm too impatient for all that.

don't feel bad. she should have made sure she had all the loopholes covered.

Darius T. Williams said...

Ha...i guess I need to work where you guys work. Obviously you're having more fun than I am!

The Black Russian said...

okay they need to cut the BS and get down with the get down lol... There grown yes so why act like your in high school and be all evasive and make bets that's some soap opera, sitcom, drama series stuff.... Oh yes said plan will blow up and you will be in the mix... Have fun with that one lol... Hell mabey you should get in on the action aint no fun if the homies can't get none lol... i'm kidding...

BorednTalkative said...

I wanna work with you. You have way more fun at work than I do.

That bet is some BS. They need to just cut it out and get to it. She obviously wants it and he wants to give it to her. They are too old to be playing such childish games.