08 December 2008
You this Shyt? some Bitch Ass Nigga wrote on my car with a sharpie! Please excuse my language I'm a lil upset about it. I got off work drove all the way home then notice this shyt. My first thought was damn the Baby drew on my car! but then I didn't see it this morning so it must have happened at the train station. That's what I get for parking in the hood. They couldn't even write a word on it, I mean if you going to mark up my shyt at least put you lame ass gang's name on it or something. You know the Happy Street Chain Skull Mob or something, They just scribbled shyt. Luckily I had a Clorox bleach pen in the house. That and some elbow grease cleaned it up. No insurance claims for the kid! Before ya'll go and say it was some stalker broad I dogged out don't think it didn't cross my mind. I try and only deal with sane women, none petty enough to do this. Or at least I think they are a quality of women to put more thought and effort into it. You know the type to write DOG, Womanizer, Man Whore or something creative not just a retarded 10 and half a cloud... lol I'm playing I don't have no stalker, bitter, crazy Exes. Just lame ass car vandelizers.
As Told By Dave Van Buren