08 December 2008

B.A.N


You this Shyt? some Bitch Ass Nigga wrote on my car with a sharpie! Please excuse my language I'm a lil upset about it. I got off work drove all the way home then notice this shyt. My first thought was damn the Baby drew on my car! but then I didn't see it this morning so it must have happened at the train station. That's what I get for parking in the hood. They couldn't even write a word on it, I mean if you going to mark up my shyt at least put you lame ass gang's name on it or something. You know the Happy Street Chain Skull Mob or something, They just scribbled shyt. Luckily I had a Clorox bleach pen in the house. That and some elbow grease cleaned it up. No insurance claims for the kid! Before ya'll go and say it was some stalker broad I dogged out don't think it didn't cross my mind. I try and only deal with sane women, none petty enough to do this. Or at least I think they are a quality of women to put more thought and effort into it. You know the type to write DOG, Womanizer, Man Whore or something creative not just a retarded 10 and half a cloud... lol I'm playing I don't have no stalker, bitter, crazy Exes. Just lame ass car vandelizers.

25 comments:

QB said...

Damn that sucks big time! I had my car tagged once... know what it's like. Not cool.

The Dreamy One said...

yeah that was stupid!!

Happy u were able to get it off!!

Opinionated Diva said...

lol...well I'm glad you can laugh it off. I got the BK homies on standby if this happens again though. holla

Ms. Behaving said...

Damn...that sucks!

Look @ things on the bright side though --- iI certainly beats having your car key'd.

Wouldn't you agree?? :-)

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon said...

Well, at least you got it off :)

A sharpie? Maybe it was a co-worker. Whose nerves are you getting on at work?

And Ms Behaving is right having it key'd would have been messed up.
And then I would have thought ex girl of some sort. Cause I know of a few girls who have done that to a guys car.

girlfriend said...

"just a retarded 10 and half a cloud..."

LOL! I couldn't help but to laugh out at that.

Sorry that happened to you.
Glad it came off though.

Casual Butterfly said...

I would have been PISSED! Glad you got it off!

You've been tagged! Check my blog for instructions. :-)

Caspar608 said...

looks like someone who was expelled from the group home did that to your ride.
sorry super dave/real dave :(

kayellejaye said...

Considering where you were parked...at least there were no bullet holes to go with that chicken scratch. :0)

Darius T. Williams said...

OH wow - this sucks. But look at the bright side...you could video tape you cleaning it up w/clorox and send in the video...surely there's a commercial deal in the near future for you.

Ieisha said...

That's why reading is fundamental. Ignorant a$$ mofos who can't spell.

Damn shame.

At least you didn't have to file a claim though.

Ms. Lyssa said...

The '10 and a half cloud' line had me dyin! You know it was some corney teenagers with nothing to do and no creativity.

Kayos said...

As much as I love my car...I would have been pissed as Will Smith said in Bad Boys when he found Luke and Dookey was messin up the rug!

However, at least you got it out but like you said...the criminals need to go back to school because they gettin dumber by the minute.

Cherish said...

im glad u got it off. that was a easy fix for u. Be happy they aint bust yo shit, like they did mine

Tha Management said...

You are better than I ... I would have flipped my sh*t. I park at a metro station but its not in the hood. Lawd knows, I'd be cursing and carrying on and all kinds of ignorance.

Nothing gets my angry meter rising like cars/driving and ignorance. Nothing.

Brothers Blog said...

Damn big ups to clorox pen would have never guess that would have worked. But that's definitely some bullshit right there and to just scribble is even worse.

RealHustla said...

What an inconvenience. At least it wasn't a broken window. When I used to park at a hood station, I kept my stickers in the glove box. If I got a ticket for not having them, I'd drive around the lot to find an officer to revoke the ticket.

Sha Boogie said...

uhmm...that totally looks like some bad ass kid around the way got outside with a marker, homie, lol.

One Man’s Opinion said...

See, I didn't think woman at all. Maybe because I thought a woman would have keyed up your car! Still, it was a stupid, senseless act. I would have been so pissed off! I hate when people touch my shit!

mrs.tj said...

what the heezy...it look like 10 - 3 someone was trying to tell you not to park in they spot from 10 to 3. LOL! thank goodness you were able to get it off. Holla!

mrs.tj said...

what the heezy...it look like 10 - 3 someone was trying to tell you not to park in they spot from 10 to 3. LOL! thank goodness you were able to get it off. Holla!

Caspar608 said...

WORD!
you are right mrs. tj!
They wrote "10-3"
thats some wtfness...

DiamondsR4eva said...

maybe they were a gang of mentally challenged bangers wanting to get initiated

Sean Biggums said...

LMAAO!!! this officially brightened my week.. a "retarted 10 and half a cloud"... maybe it was your daughter's friend, maybe they fell out.. or maybe the hoodlum was in the middle of it and shots rang out, or maybe it was a retarted hoodlum... lmao

Missy said...

I know you're angry and I was really trying not to laugh but I failed! Your writing style cracks me up.