04 December 2008

Common Sense Court

Did I ever mention the common sense court? I think we should have a separate court for people who don't use common sense. It can have separate punishment and everything. For example people who give toddlers liquor or weed should just get their ass kicked or get left in a cage with a hungry wild lion. It's simple and free. Why waste tax dollars on simple ass people? Hell it can even be considered a type of work release for the guys in prison. Some of them just need to beat someones ass every now and then, why not funnel that into punishing people who are just too stupid to know common sense? If a man rapes someone why not let some dude in prison rape them... repeatedly. You don't need to lock them up for 5 years, just 6 months with dude who has life sentence and a broomstick. Justice served.

Anyway I'm reminded of this because of Plaxico Burress. This bamma decided to take a loaded gun into a club tucked in his sweatpants. SWEATPANTS!!! you can't tuck shyt into sweatpants, Anything in sweatpants pockets weights them down. I hate keeping my keys and phone in my pockets when I have sweats on. This fool wanted to carry a loaded gun in them. Plus he took it into a night club. First off when did clubs let you wear sweats in? must be nice to be rich and famous. Second if you felt like you needed the gun you shouldn't have been there. No groupie love is worth that. i don't go places where I need to carry a gun, and I'm not even rich. That seems like common sense. Why cant he just hire a bodyguard? he already was in trouble with his team eariler this year. He deserved to shoot himself. I don't even think this should go to court. Suspend him, Cut him off the team and let him live with the fact that he's the dumbass that shot himself in the club. If you shot yourself and your job fired you, you'd be hella pissed right?

16 comments:

BorednTalkative said...

When i read about him shooting himself I busted out laughing. Why didn't he just hire bodyguards or stay his ass at home?

When did clubs start letting people take weapons in?

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon said...

He has to be feeling stoopid. All the attention he is getting for being duh.

sweet kei kei said...

i started laughing when i heard this story too.

Ms. Modisto said...

first off, "6 months with a dude, a sentence and a broomstick" Ouch!

as for this asshole, the dummy of the year award goes to............

Opinionated Diva said...

You worry me. That last sentence for the first paragraph disturbs me...so violent.

Honestly I'm sick of hearing about Plaxico's dumb ass. He SHOULD shoot himself..........for having that retarded ass name. Sounds more like a business.

Sha Boogie said...

oh snap.

i didn't know it was tucked in his sweat pants, LOL!!

moron.

DiamondsR4eva said...

Out of all the fuckery posted in the articles about what he did......I can't get over that this nigga's name is Plaxico his parents just set him up to take L's and Epic Fails throughout life lmao.

RealHustla said...

Can we add dead beat dads to that list. Take away the things they need because there's no money for them. Cut off the lights where they live, take away toilet paper, food, sports, things their kids only have cause someone else is paying for it.

Ms. Behaving said...

Dude needs a name change STAT and don't even get me started on how lame he is for tucking a loaded gun into his sweatpants.

::shakin' my damn head::

Ieisha said...

I'm tripping on how folks are mad at his name.

He was named after his uncle.

And I don't care if his name was Raul, Patrick, Carlton or James.

What he did was beyond stupid. He gets paid how much? $35M over 5 years. If he wanted to hang in a club so bad, build one in your house and chill your dumb ass there.

Money could never make up for brains and this situation is so painfully true to that statement.

His career is done. He may have to go to prison and all he has to show for it is a tore up pair of sweats and a bullet wound.

Maybe the Lions will take him. That's where players go to die anyway.

contagiouslyCRANKY said...

LOL i was listening to Steve Harvey this morning and Sistah Odell was callin him Pluto instead of Plaxico..either way the name is a mess and he is a fool...

QB said...

i think it is going to take forever for people to get over how stupid he is for doing this.


and i agree with you on common sense court...

Caspar608 said...

a beautiful little boy with his entire life ahead of him was shot and killed with an ILLEGAL handgun on Tuesday in Brooklyn. Unfortunately the death of this innocent 7th grader is being overshadowed by Plaxico. Put his dumb ass in a box for a spell, let him exercise his brain cells, maybe he'll be a scholar when he emerges. Illegal hanguns kill people. Everywhere. If they could throw Vick in the slammer for dogfighting (as much as I love dogs, that sentence was ridiculous...30 days and one year of community service at the ASPCA should have been his sentence)...Plaxico needs to go to JAIL. In the N.Y.C the law sentences first time offenders to THREE YEARS mandatory jail time for possession of a firearm. This became law when the bodies continued to pile up as people shot each other to settle differences. I guess Plaxico thought he was going to be covered because his wife is an attorney? Foolishness to the nth degree.

And I have been to L.Q.'s ...the dress code doesnt permit sweat pants so I have no idea how he was able to waltz in there...with a damn gun nonetheless.

He is a jerkoff.

FLAMBOYANTchiq said...

I ONCE GAVE MY TWO YEAR OLD A TEASPOON OF NYQUIL WHEN HE WAS REALLY SICK...HE STARTED TO ACT DRUNK AND FALLIN ON THE FLOOR IT REALLY SCARED ME! I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN SENT TO COMMON SENSE COURT. WHAT WOULD MY PUNISHMENT HAVE BEEN?

The Black Russian said...

hell yes we need common sense court!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and plaxico is a fool for that when you look for trouble your gonna find trouble...( he may not have been looking but it found his ass)and if you need a gun you dont need to go out then... and why is he so important that he feels he needs protection???...i swear ninjas sometimes lol

clnmike said...

I am so done with that fool.