Here are some conversations I've had with different people:
Cuzzo1: Man I love my mom, without her I'd be out on the street right now..
Me: yeah man moms are great..
10 min later.....
Cuzzo1: How much do you pay in child support
Me: i pay $$$$$
Cuzzo1: Wow.. I wouldn't even pay my mom that
Me: I'm looking for some new cologne, any recommendations?
CeCe: Check our Girbaud
Me: what's it smell like?
CeCe: A gainfully employed black man
Me: ooohh I don't wanna smell like that
KGB: I'm looking to reinvent myself, what should I be?
Me: My Wife?
Cuzzo2: Man I met another girl online!
Me: you internet pimping?
Cuzzo2: Man this marriage is killing my personal like
Me: lol... if only you weren't married you could be dating
Cuzzo2: They all want a piece of Teddy Ruxpin but he already sold
Have a good weekend people!