11 January 2008

RTF.. about me

I figured there are plenty of people out there who don't really know me so here are some random facts about me.

- This is my Truck, His name is Ricky Bobby.

I drive it when I want to impress the girls.. lol The branches in the back were on the tree in my yard till the ice storm came thru and broke them.(yes I have another car, I'm not a black redneck)

- Ok.. the Bud story. Actually it's pretty short. My uncles used to play poker at the house when I was a kid and was in charge of keeping the beer flowing. Mind you I was like 4 at the time. So for whatever reason they decided to just call me Bud (short for budwiser) instead of my real name. I guess having the same name as my dad but not being a Jr helped. Hey, they were drunk and had to call me something.

- I have not booked a girl in like 3 years. Does anyone outside of DC say "booked"? well I have not approached a random girl and tried to get her number in 3 years. I don't even have a reason why. Either they start a convo with me or I see them so much around town that we end up talking. OR they hit me on myspace. You'd be surprised by how many girls do they pimpin on myspace, It's not just the dudes... lol

- I hate mopping so much that I bought a robot to do it for me.

- I hate Chuck E Cheese. I only take my daughter there for other kids birthdays.

- I have a co-worker who has no problem coming in my cube passing gas and not even saying sorry. He has done this twice, and they are not silent farts but loud and noticeable ones. I don't know what to say to him, I'm still in shock.

- Once almost gave up my seat to a SUPER flamboyant gay dude under the premise that he is almost a woman.

- I often get mistaken for being spanish. This gets uncomfortable when spanish people speak spanish to me like I understand. I have to give them the blank stare. On a side note if I'm ever on the run I'm learning spanish and moving south to Puerto Rico.

- My daughter looks like a mini me. This is odd because everyone says how cute and beautiful she is. Does that make me cute and beautiful? And what do you say when people say "Aww she looks just like you" should I say "thank you" Like I accomplished something. Is that even a compliment? I'm always stuck when people say that.

10 January 2008

Here's Johnny!!!!

Ok Andie calls me the Johnny Cochran of the male species because I always defend my brothers. Doesn't matter the story of how foul a dude was I can find a way to justify his actions. I hate it when women talk about about men like were the scum of the earth. Sometimes it's hard to defend men but I do my best because I know I've been on the other end of a woman's "Can you believe this nigga!" story. I'd hate for some dude to use my fukk up to they advantage with some girl I'm messing with, so I don't do it to them. I'm a fair player in this game.

This brings me to my latest case. Please read this story:

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.


Now if you ask me the woman was dead wrong for being out trickin behind her husbands back. So what he was in the brothel too, he might have just been looking around. Or maybe he just wanted some head. She out there fukking dudes for some extra cash, that's probably why her husband felt the need to be out looking in the first place. If she was home "working" him he would be too tired and drained to be browsing thru a brothel. Even if he was there for his weekly "fix" I think it's worse to be getting paid for sex then paying for it. If your husband cheats you'll be mad but if he turns out to be a male prostitute I think you'll be a lil more upset. She could have have 5-6 dicks a day up in her. He was there to bust 1 load pay and go home. I think we all can agree that she was wrong. I rest my case... lmao

09 January 2008

I saw this in a Movie

Sometime my people surprise me. I'm just assuming they were black because only black people would do this....

"NEW YORK - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.

David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.

The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.

A police detective who was having lunch at a restaurant next to the check-cashing store noticed a crowd forming around Cintron's body, and "it's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Browne said.

The detective called uniformed New York Police Department officers at a nearby precinct. Emergency medical technicians arrived as O'Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron's body into the check-cashing store, Browne said. Police arrested Dalaia and O'Hare there, he said.

Cintron's body was taken to a hospital morgue. The medical examiner's office told police it appeared Cintron, 66, had died of natural causes within the previous 24 hours, Browne said.

"He was deceased in the apartment when he was removed by these two," Browne said.

Dalaia and O'Hare, both 65, were being held by police and faced check fraud charges, Browne said.

A call to a telephone number listed for Cintron at the apartment he shared with O'Hare went unanswered Tuesday evening. Police said they didn't have an address for Dalaia or attorney information for him or O'Hare." {source}

I swear they got this idea from that movie Weekend at Bernies But wheeling him down the street? that's going a bit far. They must have been high to think they were going to get away with it.

08 January 2008


Ok so Charlene hit me about this blog tagging thing a while back and I told her I wasn't going to participate under my "no chain letters" internet rule. But Then Eb hit me too so I guess I'ma cave to the peer pressure.

Here are the rules:

A). Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog...
B). Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself...
C). Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs...
D). Let each person know that they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

And we're off:

A). I'll link to Charlene since she was the first to hit me

B). 7 Facts about me.

Two Names you go by:

1. Davey
2. Bud (long story behind this one but it involves drunk uncles)

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:

1. BDC shirt

2. Gap Jeans

Two Things You Would Want (or have) in a Relationship:

1. Honesty

2. A desire to see each other happy

Two of your favorite things to do:

1. Hang with my family

2. Listen to my daughter laugh

Two things you want very badly at the moment:

1. Sleep

2. A maid

Two pets you had/have:

1. A parrot named Guber (I named him after a fraggle rock character)

2. My daughters gold fish (she named him fish after his species.. lol)

Two people you think will fill this out:

1. ???????????

2. ??????????

Two things you did last night:

1. Cleaned my desk

2. Payed some Bills

Two things you ate today:

1. Pizza

2. Apple Sauce

Two people you last talked to:

1. Sprint

2. Deer Park

Two things you're doing tomorrow:

1. Coming to work

2. Cooking dinner

Two longest car rides:

1. From DC to NC to visit my cousin

2. From DC to The Smokey Mountains

Two favorite holidays:

1. Christmas

2. Thanksgiving

Favorite beverages:

1. Green Tea

2. Cream Soda

Person no longer alive who you'd like to talk to:

1. My grandma (moms side)

2. My grandfather (dads side)

C). I don't know 7 people but you can check my "Stuff I Like" links for other blogs

Hey that was pretty easy.

07 January 2008

Winter Relationships

I posted this last year on myspace and I think it still holds true today....

As the holiday season draws to a close I'm reminded of something my uncle Curtis told me years ago. Never get a new girl in the winter. I mean Never, just too much going on for a new relationship to survive. think about it, you have Thanksgiving, where she just might meet the family. Once she meets the family they will ask about her forever , you don't need that for some girl who might not even last a month. Then you have to get her something for Christmas, which is a disaster because something too nice and your committed to buying nice things forever, something too cheap and she thinks you really don't care and she is just another jumpoff. Plus she may see the family again so they will really ask about her all the time. It's a no win. Then you have to take her out for new years, that's more money on a girl you may or may not think will last till the spring. THEN you have Valentines Day!!! which is a all girl day, dudes get squat for V-day. So you have to do something romantic for that. So in 1 season you have a years worth of relationship stuff, that's just not a good thing. Better to wait till the spring and give it all spring, summer and fall to get to know her before having to go thru all that. My uncle is a wise man, I can only hope to teach the youth as well as he taught me.

I Got This..

Have you ever been talking to someone and just had the feeling that your trying too hard? Like you know damn well you not feeling this person but you keep going out with them? I'm there with this girl. I'm not even really attracted to her I just enjoy the challenge of it. I need to KNOW I can get her. I don't want her to be my girl or anything I just want to know that it can happen. She is a cool person, just no physical connection and not long term potential. I think I'm talking to her till someone else comes by so we'll see how long that takes. I should post my relationship seasons blog I did on myspace on here. I just might.