18 April 2008

First Dates

I love first dates, that might be why I've been on so many of them, there is nothing like hanging out with someone you barely know and having every act judged. When I meet new girls I purposely don't ask a bunch of questions about them until we go on that first date. I'm a face to face kinda guy, I can't stand sitting on the phone for hours at a time. I'd much rather just go out somewhere and hang. It's a better way to get to know someone. I have a policy about first dates, I want to be some place where we have to interact. This will help me see if she is a jumpoff, friend or girlfriend. You need to get that out the way early so you know how to treat them from that point on. So when going on first dates I NEVER go to the movies. Why? because you paying for the girl to keep quiet for 2 hours. That's a waste of time and money, you need to see if there is any chemistry between the two of you and that doesn't happen in a movie theater. Unless it's a $1.50 movie from back in the day, you know the ones where nobody went for the movie and everyone went to have semi-privacy in the darkness... nevermind.

So where should you go? glad you asked. A good place is out to eat but that doesn't make for a long date and staring at each other across a table can become a problem if you don't have anything to talk about. The best places are places where there are plenty of people and lots to do. Dave and Busters, bowling, museums you know places like that. You can see how the girl is in public (important because some people you just can't take anywhere) and you still have interaction with her. On a side note if the date doesn't work out at least you can laugh at other people and have a good time. Plus it's come my attention that the whole art of dating has almost died. Dudes don't even make the effort anymore, They meet girls and do everything they can to have sex with them without actually taking them out. I have no idea how we got here, what happened to dating? now it's "I'm talking to them" what the fukk does that mean? is dating not allowed anymore? is it wrong to be dating multiple people? I thought that's what being single was, you date until you find a girlfriend/boyfriend then you only date them until you get married. Call me old school but I don't see the problem with dating. And don't get me started on this whole "we going dutch" shyt. That's cute when you have been seeing someone for a while but how you going to ask a girl out and expect her to pay? I was always told "if you want a second date you'll pay for the first" again I might be old school. So if you want to get on a girls good side take her on a real date. Hold the door open, smile be nice you know do all the stuff you see in the movies, it really works. I might cost you a lil money but I promise you'll get cool points with her. What's money when it comes to possible love right? RIGHT!!

Anyway I have a date tonight with a new girl, we are going to shoot some pool and who knows what else. It should be fun, Have a nice weekend everyone.

PS. I proof read this and I really think dudes need to raise they kids better because men should have learned from thier father how to treat a woman and women should have learned from they father how a man should treat them. I went out with this girl who told me to not hold the door open for her because I was being "too nice" and she didn't like that.... that's that bullshit I be talking about. Our generation was raised all wrong lol

16 April 2008

Grinds my Gears

So I figured I'd do another random post since I can't really focus on any 1 topic to blog about. I actually do have a topic but I think I'll hold off on that till friday. This post will mostly consist of stuff that gets on my nerves so enjoy:

- All these 90's babies wanting to bring the 80's back. I really think it needs to stop they all look a damn fool.

- Crocs, these have got to be the worst shoes ever, I was sick of seeing them last summer then I saw the sock lined winter version. really it needs to stop, it was original and the makers they got their money so everyone should be happy and let it go.

- Uggs please see comment above

- Really feminine Gay Men, I don't care that they are gay I just don't understand how that makes you want to dress and act like a woman. The teenage dudes who grease they baby hair and walk with a switch and all that bullshit really bother me. Someone needs to tell them to man up or something. Even if you like what what in the butt you don't have to act like a girl.

- Is it just me or does the new pope look evil? Am I wrong for saying that? I don't care he doesn't look like someone I'd leave my daughter with. With all the scandal in the catholic church they should have picked a friendlier looking dude.

Now this doesn't get on my nerves but it is a funny story... I went to lunch with 3 of my co-workers. We get in the truck and as my co-worker tries to get out of the parallel parking space he bumps the car behind him. I'm sitting in the back seat and I hear a car horn but I dismiss it as the usual DC traffic. My co-worker makes some comment like "shyt why they cramp me in like this, I'ma have to make some room" then proceeded to bump the car again. Again I hear a car horn and I look back only to see the a dude sitting in the car that my co-worker has bumped twice. I let my boy know that dude is in the car. That convo kinda went like this:

Me: Hey you know dude is in that car you hit
CW1: Oh for real!!! shyt he knows he parked too close to me
CW2: Shyt what's he going to do? there are 4 of us and 1 of him
CW1: yeah fukk him!!

the whole car laughs and we proceed to hit the mall for lunch. These are my co-workers.

14 April 2008

I got Nothing

I really wanted to post something today but I couldn't think of anything interesting to blog about. So I figured I'd post a pic of me and my daughter at the circus on sunday. We had a good time. I hope everyone has a good week. Get outside and enjoy the spring weather.