24 April 2008

Spam fun

ok we all get spam mail, well I was browsing mine and I'd thought I'd share the kind of crazy stuff I get. I'll just list the subject line:

Bed so well you can convert a lesbian - really? I almost clicked it just to see what it said.

Google is the way to money - This might be true because the dudes that created it are hella rich

Flush up to 20 lbs & Enjoy Flatter Tummy! - I don't know if I want the sight of a 20lb shyt in my toilet but hey that's just me. Maybe they mean I can flush a body part or something... hhhmmmm

Get All Meds. Any Meds You Want Prescriptions Written - I could make a killing selling Viagra to folks going to Bike Week down Myrtle Beach. And I'm sure lil Wayne needs a syrup connection in DC.

It will make your penis bigger and erection more intensive - I don't know what a more intensive erection consists of but I'm pretty sure I'll pass

The best fake watches on the market! - I have like 15 watches so I did click on this email. A brother can only drive to canal st in NY every so often.

You and a Rolex watch - sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g, I almost bought a fake rolex but I decided that a real one will be a b-day gift to myself. Now I just have to wait for that B-day maybe my 30th.

Secrets to erotic massages - I'm sure this involves oil and candles... maybe it was a self help book, either way I didn't bother with it.

Feel the power in your pants - Oh I feel it lol, I wasn't sure if this meant whatever they were selling would make my stuff throb or glow... either way I'm sure I'll pass.

The vast and the veluptuous - That's not a typo they misspelled voluptuous, and I'm not sure vast and voluptuous should be in the same sentence.

On a side note my daughter has been running a fever all week so I've been back and forth from the ER to her Dr's Office so if this seems like a silly post blame it on the lack of sleep and the residual Children's motrin fumes.

23 April 2008

I've been Tagged twice... I need to run faster

You know the deal My Lawyer and The writer from NY tagged me. So here we go

Here are the rules:
1. Link the person who tagged you.
2. Mention the rules in your blog.
3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours
4. Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them
5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged.

Things about me:

1. I can only blog at work, I can't focus on reading blogs at home because I have a TV, xbox, food you know all kinds of other things I enjoy. Plus if I save it for work It makes the day go by faster.

2. I talk to myself.. I mean I do it alot sometimes outloud. on more than 1 occasion my daughter has looked at me crazy for saying something outloud. she must think I have an imaginary friend.

3. I refuse to watch movies alone. Even at home bored I don't watch movies. I have tons of dvds that i have never seen simply because nobody is here to watch them with me.

4. Google runs my internet life. Between gmail, google talk and google reader I spend hours a day at a google related site. And they link to blogger so they could very well steal my internet identity.

5. The guest room in my house is full of T-shirts and tennis shoes. I remember telling my realtor that I didn't want a guest room because nobody needs to be that comfortable staying at my house. that's what couches are for.

6. I own a boating license but I have never been on a boat. When I was younger I wanted a boat really badly so I took the classes to get my license but I never got around to actually buying a boat.

No I'm not tagging anyone else because this has to end sometime. But I will give a shot out to some bloggers you may not be reading.



The People News

There are other but that's a couple I like. I feel bad that my blog roll doesn't really refelct the blogs I read but then I look at Eb the Celeb's blog roll and see that that's just overkill lol

22 April 2008

Loose ends/The Growth

Alight, I got a couple things to cover so I hope your comfortable and you got a minute. There will be alot of links so you have been forewarned. First let me tie up some loose ends.

Loose Ends

- My date was cool, we shot some pool an I think she was hustling me but we had fun.

- I want to say thanks to Eb the Celeb for sending me that prize pack. It's by far the nicest thing a girl has gotten me in a while.

- Cooking with Dave... Part 2 is coming, I've been renovating my kitchen and my producer has been going thru some stuff so the timing has been bad. Plus youtube only let you upload 10min videos an the show is going to be longer so we need a new spot to post it. But don't worry the show should continue.

- Corner news, Looks like your boy is making the cut at work. All the rumors point to me staying and a couple other of my co-workers getting the axe. It's bittersweet but I'll take it. My baby needs new shoes.

The Growth part 2

If you missed my first post about The Growth check it here.

I'm running for president of the united states.

I'm not even joking, I was watching "Lions for Lambs" and the overwhelming message of the movie was it's better to do than talk. It was a good moive and it had me thinking all weekend. I'm always saying how my generation was raised wrong and in turn we raise our kids wrong and I decided that I'd be better off working toward improving the country and my culture then just sitting on the step and shaking my head. Now I know that being President is a lofty goal but hell I don't dream often and when I do it's big. To be president you have to be at least 35. I'm 28 now so I have at a minimum 7 years got get it together. Since I have no public service record I'm much more realistically be voted in by the time I'm 45 - 50 which is cool with me. But I'm starting this thing small, I'm going to join my homeowners association this month and I'm going to see what the NAACP is talking about. This country needs change and I really want to be apart of it. I can't let my daughter come up in this world with out trying to improve it, I owe her that much. Plus I really have been thinking about how I'm going to be remembered. You know after I'm dead and gone how will people who know me remember me. Or better yet how will people who don't know me remember me? I like to think I've helped people in my life but I really thing I can help more people and what better way then being president? I'm so sin-serious so consider this my official announcement of my intention to run. I figure even if I don't make it all the way to the white house I will have touched/inspired enough people along the way to make a small difference. Plus if Obama becomes president while brushing haters off his shoulder then I'm sure I can get in with Rick Ross remixing Hail to the chief... BOSS!!! lol