07 November 2008

Nightmare on M st

So do you remember how I said I videotaped me talking to people on Halloween? Well This is the blog about it, wanna read it? Here it go.......

Please keep in mind that I was a lil drunk hence the language.

Try and guess which dude I think was a pedophile...




Nightmare On M St. (Holloween '08) from NOMADDZdotcom on Vimeo.

05 November 2008

Name Change

Oh I could blog about Barrack winning and what is sure to be one hell of a cookout on the white house lawn. Damn the easter egg roll, I want a MLK White House BBQ tradition started... lol. Anyway that's not what you came here for, Nope you came to hear about this dude changing his name to.....

Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined

No I'm not joking, This kid just created the best name EVER!!! how can you argue with that? he's telling you just how great he is. He's simply the greatest superhero ever created. Faster than the Flash? that's pretty damn fast. For just $20 he changed his first name to Captain Fantastic, in these cash strapped times that sounds like a good deal. I doubt a woman will change her last name to "Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined" when he gets married, ok who am I kidding this dude is never getting married He's a super hero... lol

Honestly I think Obama could adopt that nickname after pulling off this win. President Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined Obama... Sounds good to me.

04 November 2008

Sometimes....

Sometimes... I just want to sell everything and start over

Sometimes... Every phone call is someone asking for a favor

Sometimes... I wonder what life would be like if I never had my daughter

Sometimes... I think it would be easier to just quit

Sometimes... I forget that it's the strong who get up when they want to lay down

Sometimes... I wonder if I should have put 100% into being with her

Sometimes... I wish I did more with my 20's

Sometimes... I wonder if I deserve all the blessings I've received

Sometimes... I don't feel like talking

Sometimes... I think I wasted too much money on shoes and clothes

Sometimes... I wonder where would I be without my role models

Sometimes... I wonder if I'm being a good role model

Sometimes... Seeing people happy is all the payment you need

Sometimes... you just gotta do what you think is right, even when it's not popular

Sometimes... People will call you names

Sometimes... You have to be your own best friend

Sometimes... You talk and no one listens

Sometimes... You gotta know when to fold

Sometimes... Knowing is half the battle lol

Sometimes... Playing with kids puts life in perspective

Sometimes... You gotta just smile and wave, keeping your opinion to yourself

Sometimes... You gotta stand by your failures to recognize your success

Sometimes... You have to accept the things you can't change

Sometimes... I miss my Cali days

Sometimes... You have to realize nobody will full understand

Sometimes... I remember that even an island is a mountain

Sometimes... I watch the discovery channel all day

Sometimes... The dumbest jokes are the best ones

Sometimes... Laughing is the best medicine

Sometimes... You stand out because your supposed to

Sometimes... Blogs can be too long lol

03 November 2008

Weekend Wrap-up

My weekend was OK, here are the highlights

Friday: Joe Producer talked me into going down to Georgetown to film Nightmare on M street. For those who don't know Halloween in G'town is crazy, tons of people bar hopping, police blocking off streets and just alot of odd stuff. So Joe Producer gave me a mic and turned on the camera. Couple things happen when you walk around with a mic and a camera man:

1. Everyone looks at you and asks what channel your with, odd thing it's mostly the people who are not in costume.

2. when you stop someone to ask about their costume nobody cares that you just stopped all foot traffic, in fact people gather around to watch.

Actually I could talk about the foolishness I saw all day, dudes in diapers. Like 30 spartans, they usual dick and balls, everyone from Wizard of Oz. A dude who I think was just a straight pedophile, some dude who decided to walk with us and put his arm around me (awkward lol) and a group of black kids flashing me their gun and thinking they hard because they scared a couple white folk, Good times... Lol. Long story short the video is coming soon, I'll going to detail then.

Firday also brought my official divorce from Patron. I don't think it does it for me anymore. I swear I drank half a bottle and only had a lil buzz. I need more from my liquor. I'm going back to Rum and Vodka.

Saturday:
I chilled most the day cleaning and trying to recover from friday. I was sore and had this undying hunger. The Blogger meetup was supposed to happen that night but NOBODY showed up. Ok maybe I did email people the wrong cell number but hey I don't call myself, I can't remember these things, that's what business cards are for... lol Actually this is exactly why I need an assistant, preferably a sexy female one. But yeah I was there all alone in the dark. I would have been really upset if the place wasn't 10 min from my house. I did underestimate how dark the maze is. I mean there are no lights out there. I would have needed a flashlight just to see where I'm going. They said if you get lost just yell and someone will find you... lol The darkness didn't stop 5 year olds from going in there. Anyway I'm officially putting in my resignation for organizing all future blogger activities.

Sunday: I felt like a good will ambassador. I went to visit my mom, uncle and my god-brothers twin babies. I was out ALL day, I didn't see 1 down of football till 7pm.


UPDATE:
Here's what the Baby dressed up as. I had nothing to do with it, it's much too prissy and girly for me... lol