20 November 2008

Help Wanted

Hi, how have you been? .....Oh, well I'm sorry to hear that, Maybe you can find a cream or something to clear it up. Me? Oh I've been kinda busy with this thing I like to call work. Apparently they pay me to actually get stuff done and not to blog all day. Who knew? Well My boss that's who... lol Our weekly meeting sounded like a "What all the stuff Dave has to do" meeting and since he is also working on my review I figured I should do something.

So between me actually doing work and dealing with some family issues I haven't had time for my lil slice of the internet. I did however have time to realize I need a lil help. Soooo, you guessed it I'm putting out a help wanted add for a:



I just love that shirt... lol so much I might actually make one for my wife. So yeah I need a partner to help with the washing, cooking, cleaning and all that other stuff I'm not trying to do. Here are the details:

Benefits:
- Health plan (sure I'll add you to my policy)
- Place to live (we can even share the bed)
- SOME home cooked meals (if you think dave cooking 100% of the time you crazy)
- Occasional gifts (I have a heart, this not no TI video but I can hook you up with something)
- Always having someone around to fix stuff(you know you don't want to change them light bulbs)
- The gratitude of me (lmao, that's not worth much)
- I'll pay the bills, you pay for vacations and fun (I think that's a good deal)

Duties: (in no kind of order)
- Washing clothes (I spend like 5 hours a week doing laundry)
- Cleaning rooms (I leave clothes on all 3 floors)
- Be Attractive (not to be confused with acceptable, decent or Handsome... lol)
- Cooking meals (no boxed meals either real stuff)
- Have a sense of humor (if your offended by that shirt above no need to apply)
- Have my son (actually this should read "next child" because I'll be damned if I have 4 girls waiting on a boy)
- Assist my daughter with learning "girly things" (because really I don't know about them)
- Encourage my pursuits (even if they seem crazy and far fetched)
- Seem genuinely happy when I'm around (this seems simple till you see how some married couples interact)
- Resist the urge to want me to go shopping with you (really nobody wins if I have to go)
- Other duties as assigned (because I need to leave the door open to more shyt)

That's a pretty simple list right? Please apply within.. lol

I'm only half joking about this, I do need a wife but I'll admit putting a craigslist style ad might not be the best way to go.

17 November 2008

Weekend Wrap-up

My weekend? Well it went a lil like this...

Friday: Went back to the corn maze with KGB. It had been raining all day and the ground was kinda muddy. Lots of mist in the air, you know pretty dark and creepy. We had fun but I wish there were more people there. We were all alone in the dark. Wait, now that I think about it being alone in the dark with KGB might be fun, hell I i'd enjoy it. She might too, might be the best 3 min of her life... lol Anyway, nobody else was in the maze but us. Every now and then one of the workers would pop up but there were no other lost people. We found our way out in about an hour, we even video taped it... coming soon.

Saturday: Hung out with the baby, we watched Incredible Hulk and went to visit my mom. Do you know my daughter loves the Hulk? she was cheering for him to beat up the soldiers who were hunting him. Got mad when he turned back into Banner and everything. Then in a emotional twist cried when the hulk beat up the evil hulk. What kind of mess is that? So right as I'm thinking that maybe she is too young for this movie she asks to watch it again. What age do kids have nightmares? My baby is not really scared of much.

Sunday: Chilled in the house most the day. Did a lil pre-thanksgiving cooking. Did I mention that I agreed to make thanksgiving dinner for the fam? yeah I did, so I wanted to test out a new turkey recipe I saw. You basically stuff some sage butter under the skin and cover the breast in bacon... uummm bacon covered breasts....lol Anyway this is why I love trying stuff. Because sometimes it doesn't come out exactly right. I took some turkey breast and roasted it just like the recipe called for but I took off the foil a lil too late and the skin didn't have enough time to brown. So it was either overcook the meat to give the skin a chance to brown or forget about the skin and enjoy perfectly cooked turkey. I chose the turkey. Here's some pics:




I don't even think the bacon added any flavor. I like my old recipe better. It's good but I was expecting a more smoky flavor from the bacon. Oh well I'll be eating turkey for lunch this week... lol