12 October 2009

Weekend Wrap-up

It was a 3 day weekend and I was content to chill in the house and do nothing. Well not nothing but I was going to clean up and do some studying. Then saturday afternoon came and my cousin Puffy swung thru. We shoot the shyt for a while. He deems me sitting in the house was "fake", made countless jokes about me being old and insisted that we go out. I tried to explain to him that I was happy watching the flordia vs LSU game on my couch. He wasn't having it. So we ended up at Buffalo Wild Wings.

So were chillin laughing and messing with the waitress. You know the usual. He seemed to think every girl in the place was giving him looks and said one licked her lips at him. The best way he could describe it was she licked her lips like a cow... lol So I glance at the chick and she has a cassie cut going on. 3/4 of her head was shaved, Puffy named this the "trump". Yeah not exactly eye candy lol

So were chilling eating, drinking and watching football. Then Puffy eats a nacho with a jalapeno on it. You would have thought he ate the 911 sauce at cluck U chicken! he started drinking every glass of fluid at the table. I jokingly told him he needed some milk to kill the heat. Then he asked the waitress for some. I immediately protested! no grown ass man orders milk at the bar! GTFOH!!! I'm sure it breaks some man law.

The waitress feels bad and brings it. Mind you this is the same cousin who ordered a ice cream cake last time we went to the bar. I'm starting to wonder about him lol. The waitress says it's her first time bringing a adult a glass of milk... smh Here's his pic of shame!!!

So Sunday I decided to do some yard work and throw this chick on the grill. I made beer can chicken before and wanted to try it again. This time I marinated the chicken overnight before I put it on the grill. It went from this

to this... the chicken was great, hickory smoked goodness! I mean really I could sell it. I ended up pouring beer in a pepsi can because I only have bottles of beer.

Anyway besides that I didn't do much. I'm trying to keep a low profile this fall. Get some stuff straight in the building. Lets see if I can keep it up.

11 October 2009

Playboy Gone Wrong

I was browsing the internet as I usually do and I came across this pic. It's this months cover for playboy. While I'm a big Simpsons fan I can't understand why anyone would want to see marge Simpson naked. I mean she's not real! you can just draw some breasts on a sheet of paper and get the same result. This has to lead back to people's fascination with anime. Which is Japanese cartoons. Only they are cartoons for adults complete with sex and nudity.

Anyway back to the point... Playboy is really reaching to stay relevant if they putting cartoons on the cover. I think I have paged thru maybe 3 playboy magazines in my life. I don't know anyone who subscribes or even cares about it. Sure you still pay attention when someone is listed as a "playboy playmate" I mean we all have the internet we don't need nudity delivered when I can just google it.. lol. In all reality they should just open up the playboy mansion as a amusement part for adults. It could be like a Bachelor party destination.

Note: Thanks to everyone who commented on the last post, I did get a hug from the baby and afterward she just asked for some candy lol. All is right with the world.