So I start walking back to my car. the BM is following me calling me some names and saying I trespassed on private property during operation GTA. I kinda chuckled because she was so serious about it. Like I could really get in trouble for walking on someones driveway and getting into my own car. I mean it's not like I broke into a garage and got it... anyway. She goes on about stuff in the car she claims I didn't bring back. I calmly say again that she has everything. Wait let me list some of the stuff she claims I didn't return:
- A child support check
- A 4 pack of cream soda
- Some water
- A package of fiber snacks
- Some receipts
Now the thing there not ludacrisp (thats a word in my world) is the child support check. That check was cut with my money and I'm guessing it was made out to her, why would I take that? it's not like I can cash it. You know what I really really wish I was making this up. She really was talking about suing me for damn soda and water!
Anyway I get to my car, sit down and while my door is still open she leans towards me and sprays me in my temple with mace! As she walked back to the house I was shock. I looked in the mirror, wiped it off and waited for it to effect me, but nothing happened, Thank goodness it was mace and not pepper spray. It burned a lil but I was ok. I started up my car and started laughing... loudly. What kind of loser cant even mace someone right? I mean how hard is it to mace someone who isn't expecting it in the face? I wasn't even mad. It was funny to me #aggravatedassaultfail lol... I went home, called the police and laughed about it all night.
On a not funny note it may be a while before I get to hang with my sunshine again. She is the only tool my BM has to hurt me and I'm sure she will use it for all it's worth. At this rate it's going to be a long month.