Lets rewind like 6 months. I'm chatting with my god-sister about random stuff when she asks "Did ___ call you?" I'm like "who?" She proceeds to explain that my god-mother gave my info out to this girl in a effort to hook me up. I kindly explain to my god-sister that I have a girlfriend and she should tell my god-mom that I don't need the dating help. Before that message could make it back up the grapevine the chick adds me on facebook. She sends me a message about how I'm so handsome and my daughter is so beautiful. I say thanks and again explain that god-mom was mistaken and I'm not single and not interested.
So a couple of weeks ago she texts me, something innocent like "hey how are you" or something like that. Then she asks how my love life is going and I instantly regret changing my relationship status on FB. So we test for a while and I realize that its just a boring convo. Like nothing about it was holding my attention and if I wasn't sitting in a parking lot bored I wouldn't have entertained it. Heres a sample of my boredom
Her: Can you swim?
Me: Nope I never Learned
Her: R u 4real Dave?
*note: it bothers me when grown ass people shorten words like that. this aint twitter.
Me:Yup I'm for real. I never learned.
Her: I learned when I was 5
Her: What r u & LMS doing tonight?
Me: Nothing.... watching TV and surfing the net
Her: Its my niece's bday. Im @ red robin with the fam
*note: I didn't ask what she was doing or where she was at! I really didn't care.
Me: aww thats cool... unlimited fries! have fun
Her: Im on a diet so im getting a salad
Me: oh ok... well enjoy that
Her: I will
Her: Im going to my first pole party 2morrow. Im so excited
*note: again I didn't ask her anything about this... This is actually a continuing theme with her, she answers questions I never asked.
Her: Is it ok if i call u sometime or im i doing to much?
*note: Seriously?? you gonna ask permission to call me? granted we have never had a phone conversation but still this just reeked of no confidence.
Me: Naw you can call... I'm not much of an on the phone person though
Her: oh ok
Her: Do u have verizon?
Me: Nope Sprint.. why?
Her: Just asking
After our snow storm, me and LMS were outside sledding.....
Her: Just came back in not to long ago. I love the snow!!
Me: Sweet.. were headed in now. About to make some hot cocoa
Her: I'm drinking some now.
Her: Letting you know the roads r good.
Me: Cool, thx. Do you make your hot cocoa from scratch?
Her: No. Do u?
Me: lol.. yup
Her: Maybe u can teach me how someday.
Me: No Problem.. it's really easy
*note: You crazy if you think I'm really going to show a woman how to cook, I did it 1 time and now she is cooking great dishes for her new man. I'm not about to help anymore dudes out like that. Also this is a death blow, You're the woman! you should just know these things. If not you could google the shyt like I did! really its not that hard.
I could go on and I'm sure this girl is a very nice person but she bores the hell out of me and despite how nice I am about it she just doesn't seem to understand that I'm not interested. Shes asked me out like 3x and all 3x I've explained that I don't have time. She's even dropped hints about how she was in my neighborhood, like I'm going to invite her over O_o yeah NEXT!!! lol